satan-the-reddest

[satan-the-reddest]

Likely story.

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[satan-the-reddest]

Because you're dumb and stupid?

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[satan-the-reddest]

Uhuh...

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[satan-the-reddest]

FFFU- 🪦

hey satan can I have a dime real quick

Wwwwwwhy?

[satan-the-reddest]

(he wants that red 40 so effing badly.)

hey satan can I have a dime real quick

Wwwwwwhy?

[satan-the-reddest]

Dipshit, I'm not falling for that.

hey satan can I have a dime real quick

Wwwwwwhy?

[satan-the-reddest]

.... No.

hey satan can I have a dime real quick

Wwwwwwhy?

[satan-the-reddest]

hey satan can I have a dime real quick

Wwwwwwhy?

[satan-the-reddest]

Satan it’s pride month can I get a kiss too

No.

[satan-the-reddest]

You got this homeslice breadslice.

- SANS ANON????

WHY IS THE SKELETON BACK. I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU

[satan-the-reddest]

WELL WHY NOT KISS HIM BACK?!

We all know you want to.

- bagel anon once more

I have.... Conflicted feelings about him. Right now.

[satan-the-reddest]

I think he wants to kiss you idk just a hunch.

- bagel anon

I KNOW.

[satan-the-reddest]

I'm always an option, Big red. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.

- ANTON ANON?!?!

No exceptions, Antoine! We can't keep going on and off!

[satan-the-reddest]

Who could resist talking to such a pretty creature?!

- totally not Anton anon, again

Anton, you cannot fool me into taking you back, YOU'RE the one who broke up with me in the first place, humph.

[satan-the-reddest]

I say you're the reddest in the universe. Beets and strawberries do not compare!!

- totally not Anton anon

Aaaw, thank you, Totally-Not-Antoine!~ How sweet of you... Not. Anton. Why are you in my inbox.

[satan-the-reddest]

Are you lying about being in love with somebody?

No. Why would I be?

[satan-the-reddest]

Are you in love with someone?

- Bagel anon

No. End of story.