satansbesttherapist
Hopeless romantic with eyes for Snowbaz
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Simon: Baz? Ask me what I would do if you broke up with me.
Baz: Snow- That's not going to happen. Ever.
Simon: I know!! Just ask me.
Baz, sighing: Fine. Simon, what would you do if I broke up with you?
Simon, giggling: I'd get back with my ex.
Baz: I'm not an idiot. I would be your ex. Nice try, Simon.
Simon:
Simon: Damn it.
#i wasn't sure whether it would work the other way around or not#but this way feels alright#i dunno#dont hurt me#i love snowbaz#snowbaz
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Baz: I want to push you down--
Simon: -The stairs!? We've been boyfriends for four years and you still hate me!?
Baz:
Baz: On the bed, you fucking idiot.
Simon: O H
#carry on rainbow rowell#carry on#Simons an idiot#we all know it#but like Baz#we all love it#baz pitch#simon snow
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Baz, sipping on his unicorn frap and staring at Penny: I have refined tastes.
Simon: *trips over his own feet, gets flour EVERYWHERE when baking, uses his phone's flashlight to look under the sofa to find his phone*
Baz:
Baz: I USED to have refined tastes.
#we all know simon would do that#we love an idiot like him#baz certainly does#bazpitch#simonsnow#simon hoe
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Simon: *puts a gift card in Baz's mouth*
Baz:
Penny: Did he just put a gift card in your mouth?
Baz, already drooling: I'm going to fucking marry him
#dont mind my logic#totally did not get this from deadpool#baz is horny for Simon's idiot#we all know it#shush#baz pitch#simon snow#carry on rainbow rowell#carry on#wayward son#fuck yeah this makes perfect sense
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I have a head cannon that Baz practices lap dancing in his free time, in the hope that one day he will be brave enough to try it on Simon.
#baz pitch is my bitch#baz pitch#simon snow#carry on rainbow rowell#carry on#wayward son#simon snow is my hoe#baz would be amazing at strip teasing#you cant argue with me#baz is a slut for Lana Del Rey
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Baz Pitch would make a good drag queen. Don't argue with me.
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