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Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pè

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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

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idk if i need to cuddle and cry in someone’s arms or just beat the shit outta someone

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james unironically listens to 'just the two of us' whilst he's cooking dinner for regulus and the moment reg walks in drinking his wine, james grabs him and twirls him around, singing to the love of his life just to make him giggle

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Regulus: I am not having sex with James!

Barty: No one is judging you. It's understandable. James is head boy and tall, and he's got all those muscles from quidditch.

Regulus: I'm not having sex with James, but I'm starting to think you might be.

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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I hate working I should be blogging with my unemployed mutuals

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people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

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the absolute pleasure of being a nobody

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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please keep talking about rafah. we're on the precipice of one of the darkest unfoldings in human history. please pray for rafah.

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*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

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Meeting people on tumblr is all wonderful until you get close and suddenly they're half way around the world and you cant force them to listen to your music taste while you're sat on the floor together and pepper their face with kisses