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all Linux distributions are women. windows is the only Masculine operating system. Macs are also women but they're cisgender

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Ralsei, the prince from the dark- 💚🐐🩷

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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this is what all the anti-kink shit sounds like btw

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"i have a fauxcest kink and a cnc kink" no you don't. you have an incest kink and a rape kink. use your grown up words.

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I was inspired after seeing 3 cybertrucks following eachother like ducks

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House drugged that coffee btw

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they're saying i did fucking WHAT????

u cant just claim i harassed someone to the point of suicide?? like please, elaborate. i want to know who it was. if ur not making shit up to slander me then show proof.

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you guys would love the last panel in xkcd 624

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whenever i see a post that says shit like "there is no trans agenda we just want to live in peace" i roll my eyes like speak for yourself amiguita because transphobes have an agenda and they are very very organized and focused in pushing it forward and if we cannot get organized and focus to fight back then trust me nobody's gonna do it for us. "there's no trans agenda" okay well maybe there should be!

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We should require all male mangaka to read shojo before publishing. Imagine how tolerable isekai would be if writing it required understanding emotions besides lust or anger.

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Date idea 💡 💕

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watching this random video that popped up in my feed that's "wearing a shock collar and getting shocked every time I swear" and. this is just bdsm. like I'm watching it and they're just doing. they're just doing bdsm and I feel like they just didn't think about it and never considered whether they're doing bdsm because apparently they don't know each other and are doing a silly youtube video but jesus christ I'm just watching this girl get dominated virtually with a smile on her face each time she gets shocked and I feel like the pervert for saying something about it

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents