satifreakmaster69

[satifreakmaster69]

guys help I'm scared this is horrible I saw an ad that said "Freaky Hot Caroline 💋 is 5 miles away from you 😘" so I clicked on it and now I keep getting 10 weird spam emails every minute what did this sorceress Caroline do did she curse me I'm shaking this is horrific help me somebody

[satifreakmaster69]

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My bad. ONLY WOMEN ALLOWED. AND NO CHEESE. I'm lactose intolerant.

cheese

@magical-cheese-wizard

Huh?

Get out of my mansion. No men allowed. AND you're making it stink like cheese.

[satifreakmaster69]

cheese

@magical-cheese-wizard

Huh?

Get out of my mansion. No men allowed. AND you're making it stink like cheese.

[satifreakmaster69]

when's lust month i wanna get freaky all month

pride month will be over in a couple weeks. I propose wrath month next.

[satifreakmaster69]

Oh-! Yes, come along this way...

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau, I... I happened to find the lovely Elluka here...

Duke Venomania, my name is Elluka Clockworker and I have come to join you h- hold on what’s going on here?

@karchesskroom

Miss Elluka, huh..? You're really beautiful~!

...I don't know what's happening here... Mikulia gathered all these girls...

[satifreakmaster69]

Duke Venomania, my name is Elluka Clockworker and I have come to join you h- hold on what’s going on here?

@karchesskroom

Miss Elluka, huh..? You're really beautiful~!

...I don't know what's happening here... Mikulia gathered all these girls...

[satifreakmaster69]

*throws karchess at you*

@karchesskroom

WAH-!

...Who are you?

[satifreakmaster69]

WAH-!

...Why so hostile..?

Hello, Sateriasis. I guess you're the only man here, for now, at least.

*she flips her hair, and fixes up her dress*

@rp-ask-irina-clockworker

I... guess so..?

What's your name, beautiful lady~?

[satifreakmaster69]

Hello, Sateriasis. I guess you're the only man here, for now, at least.

*she flips her hair, and fixes up her dress*

@rp-ask-irina-clockworker

I... guess so..?

What's your name, beautiful lady~?

[satifreakmaster69]

I have some great news! You can come back to the mansion now!

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

...The mansion? And... why?

*he seems confused*

[satifreakmaster69]

*he hugs her back, breathing in the scent of her hair*

I'd missed you... I was so lonely...

I'm back! Did anything happen while I was gone?

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Mikulia! I'm so glad you're back!

...No, not much, really...

[satifreakmaster69]

*He looks overjoyed*

I'm glad you can stay!

*the hypnosis starts slowly taking its hold on him*

I'm back! Did anything happen while I was gone?

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Mikulia! I'm so glad you're back!

...No, not much, really...

[satifreakmaster69]

...Do you have to leave again? Or could you stay with me a while longer...

I'm back! Did anything happen while I was gone?

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Mikulia! I'm so glad you're back!

...No, not much, really...

[satifreakmaster69]

I'm back! Did anything happen while I was gone?

@the-real-flower-of-the-plateau

Mikulia! I'm so glad you're back!

...No, not much, really...

[satifreakmaster69]

*he looks very nervous*

...Noted.

@ask-original-sinner

I am not quite sure what game Mikulia is playing. But so help me Held, you are going to be her perfect pretty little pawn for it! Or else! I will rain hell fire upon you!

Is that clear?

...W-what?! I don't understand what you mean...

[satifreakmaster69]

*he tilts his head, extremely confused*

O...kay..?

Hello, again.

How are you feeling?

*Haan's tone is calculated and serious with a bit of professionalism in it.*

@ec-oc-haan-t

*he doesn't recognize her, but he instinctively backs away a little*

...Who... are you..? Are you one of the "wives" Mikulia was talking about?

[satifreakmaster69]

You're... trying to threaten to burn me alive if I don't go along with what Mikulia wants..?

@ask-original-sinner

I am not quite sure what game Mikulia is playing. But so help me Held, you are going to be her perfect pretty little pawn for it! Or else! I will rain hell fire upon you!

Is that clear?

...W-what?! I don't understand what you mean...