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i had three teeth pulled recently and this was my first thought

witchcraft is using your wisdom teeth, your younger siblings wisdom teeth, and one of your puppies teeth in your osteomancy set :D

resourcefulness is key

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Osteomancy Charm Casting

Symbols/Meanings/ Correspondances Check List

This weekend I've been developing my charm casting set and thought this may be useful to some witches interested in this form of divination. This can be a guide, a completed set, or, at the very least, a good start for your very own set. These symbols/ meanings/ correspondences allow for a fairly precise reading in my experience. Above you can see my own set and a "printable" sheet to follow or use when assigning trinkets/charms/bones/shells/etc. to meanings.

significators:

self

other

link or relationship to self

keys:

truth

secret/hidden/lie (mine has two sides to differentiate presence/absence)

accept

reject (mine has two sides to differentiate if there is a need to reject anything)

problem/challenge

answer/solution

focus

fear/block/restriction/delay

unexpected/surprise

magic/spiritual work/occult/astrology/spirit guides

locators:

time

future/unknown

past/known

ending

beginning

your desired outcome

their desired outcome

life themes:

home/family

education/learning

career

wealth/money

love

internet

spectrums:

no/bad/negative

yes/good/positive

feminine energy

masculine energy

heart/emotions/intuition

head/thoughts/logic

two sides:

material / immaterial solution or answer

changeable or internal / unchangeable or external

mental / physical health

3rd party or manipulated outcome (yes/no)

Feel free to reply with any other possible symbols that could be useful in an osteomancy / charm casting reading. Thank you for reading.❦

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Daemonology/Daemonaltry

Misconceptions

Daemonaltry Vocab

Rules with Daemons

Goetia

Goetia History

Ranks of Goetian Spirits

Demon Sigils

Lord Lucifer

Info on Lucifer

Faces of Lucifer

Lord Mammon

Lord Beelzebub

Emperor Leviathan

King Asmodeus

Info on Asmodeus

King Belial

King Paimon

King Azazel

Prince Stolas

Grand Duke Astaroth

Furfur

Sitri

Nergal

Who/What is Satan

Worshipping Baphomet

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The 72 daemons of the Ars Goetia 🖤

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Daemonology/Daemonaltry

Misconceptions

Daemonaltry Vocab

Rules with Daemons

Goetia

Goetia History

Ranks of Goetian Spirits

Demon Sigils

Lord Lucifer

Info on Lucifer

Faces of Lucifer

Lord Mammon

Lord Beelzebub

Emperor Leviathan

King Asmodeus

Info on Asmodeus

King Belial

King Paimon

King Azazel

Prince Stolas

Grand Duke Astaroth

Furfur

Sitri

Nergal

Who/What is Satan

Worshipping Baphomet

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Witchcraft: Colors

Banishing: White, Black, and Red.

Binding: White, Black, and Brown.

Charging: White, Green, and Orange.

Cleansing: White, Green, and Teal.

Divining: Purple, Indigo, and Silver.

Fertility: White, Green, and Gold.

Fortune: Green, Orange, and Gold.

Glamours: Teal, Purple, Red, and Pink.

Grounding: Brown, Green, and Red.

Hopefulness: White, Yellow, & Orange.

Justice: Grey, Orange, and Purple.

Restoration: White, Gold, and Orange.

Success: Black, Green, and Orange.

Warding: Black, Grey, and Red.

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Witchcraft: Moon Phases

New Moon: Contemplation, charging, intention setting, and baneful magic.

Waxing Crescent: Enchanting, warding, attracting, charging, and manifesting.

First Quarter: Rejuvenation, vitality, awareness, or pursuit and productivity.

Waxing Gibbous: Charging, glamours, attracting, and active pursuit of goals.

Full Moon: Banishment, protection, hex breaking, cleansing, and reflection.

Waning Gibbous: Cleansing, binding, releasing, and recharging yourself.

Third Quarter: Meditations, divination, insightfulness, luck, and banishment.

Waning Crescent: Banishing, hex-breaking, breaking habits, and cleansing.

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Protection Magic Masterpost

Protection Spells

"Bare Your Fangs" protection spell

"Black Salt" protection spell

"Protect Animals" protection spell

"Do Not Want" online protection spell

"Safe Travels" protection spell

"Pet Protection" protection spell

"Screw You, Anon" online protection spell

"Protect My Heart" emotional protection spell

"Quick Protection Spell" protection spell

"Retreat Into Your Shell" shielding spell

"Charm Of The Beast" protection charm

"Protection Oil" protection spell

"Roadtrip Protection" protection charm

"Tumblr Account" online protection spell

"Instant Protection" protection spell

"Curse Decoy" protection spell

"School Protection" protection spell

"No Fear Here" protection spell

"Simple Protection" protection spell

Protection Jars & Pouches

"Witch's Protection Jar" jar spell

"Travel Pouch" pouch spell

"Evil Eye Protection" jar spell

"Protection Charm" pouch spell

"Simple Protection Charm" pouch spell

"Protection Bottle" jar spell

"Protection Amulet" protection charm

"Gender & Sexuality" jar spell

"Basic Warding Jar" jar spell

Kitchen Witchery

"Purification & Protection" soup spell

"Protection & Prosperity" fondant potato spell

"Abundant Apple Pie" pie spell

"Grandma's Pumpkin Bread" bread spell

Banishing Spells

"Someone's In My House" banishing spell

"Banishing Negativity" banishing spell

"Dealing With Dead People" banishing spell

"Banish A Fear" banishing spell

"Burning Bridges" banishing spell

"Coffee Grounds" banishing spell

"Cut It Out, Cut Them Off" banishing spell

"Down The Toilet" banishing spell

"Everyday Banishing Rituals" banishing spell

"Get Away From Me" banishing jar spell

"Spirit, Be-gone" banishing spell

"Get The Fuck Out! Dead Peep" banishing spell

"Get The Fuck Out! Living Peep" banishing spell

"Banishing Nightmares" banishing spell

Cleansing Spells

"Emotional Cleansing" cleansing spell

"Cleanse & Ward" cleansing spell

"Ways To Cleanse" cleansing methods

"Home Cleansing" cleansing methods

"Cleansing In Witchcraft" cleansing methods

Home Protection

"Anti-Intruder" home protection spell

"Home Protection" home protection spell

"House Guardian" home protection spell

"Strong Home Protection" protection spell

"Wall Of Fire" home protection spell

Protection Baths/Showers

"Master Protector" body scrub spell

"Simple Protection Bath" bath spell

"Armor Of Love" bath spell

"Purification & Protection" bath spell

"Gossip-stopping Scrub" body scrub spell

"Shower Disks" body scrub spell

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~°|| May add more later ||°~

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A guide to Protection part 2

The moon is waning so what better time to do protection spells than now? (you can do protection magick whenever, I just like a little boost from the moon phase)

In my previous post I covered some warding methods and now I’m gonna go over some spell recipes

Protection oil

honestly, chef’s kiss, iconic, it’s probably my most used oil. You may apply some on your skin, anoint candles, talismans, charms, etc.

what you’re gonna need:

a carrier oil of your choice. Here are some of my favorites :

castor oil is great for absorbing negativity

coconut oil has protective properties

olive oil is an all purpose oil

sunflower oil

almond oil

essential oils:

some great essentials oils are lemon, peppermint, sage, frankincense, orange, cinnamon, benzoin and cedarwood

herbs:

cloves, basil, rosemary, garden sage, angelica, mint, bay leaves

Use whatever you have on hand, it doesn’t need to be expensive. Some of these ingredients are probably in your kitchen already.

I dropped in a small piece of tourmaline for some extra spice

After it was done I used a black yarn to tie a bay leaf around the jar

Black salt

Black salt is a must have in a witch’s apothecary and it’s fairly easy to make.

You’re gonna need a mortar and pestle to grind up the ingredients;

any kind of salt,

ashes from previous works or incense,

activated charcoal (it’s not necessary so don’t stress if you don’t have it around)

frankincense resin (again, not necessary)

crushed eggshells

While grinding the ingredients listed above make sure to focus on the intention of being protected, meditate on it if you can

You may sprinkle some black salt in the corners of your house, at your doorstep, anywhere really (don’t add salt to plant soil though)

Rosemary water

Rosemary can be used to cleanse your aura and promotes protection

Add rosemary leaves to a cup of boiling water and let it steep for about 20 minutes

Pour the infusion into a spray bottle and you’re done!

Given the fact that rosemary water is great for the scalp and stimulates hair growth I’d recommend this method of cleansing and protecting to people who are in the broom closet.

Eggshell spell

I don’t neccesarily enjoy making spell jars and I find using an eggshell instead of a jar really convenient (and cheap lol)

Cleanse the egg and add salt/ black salt and some protective herbs, one at a time, thinking about what each thing represents and how it relates to your intention. Seal it with wax and you’re done!

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Let’s talk about ●●●

●●● Warding II

★ As with almost everything in magic, there are countless ways to create protective barriers around objects and places.

☆ Wards need to be effective and powerful, so choose methods you can relate to, and avoid experimenting with things you don't know or have a lot of experience with.

❗ Before creating a protective barrier anywhere, physical and spiritual purification is necessary, because in the same way that wards are able to prevent certain energies from entering, they also prevent all energies that are already inside from leaving. Ideally, the physical space should be clean and purified, to prevent existing energies from influencing the expected final result.

→ Warding Methods 101

• Spray warding

   This is a simple method that doesn't require much visualization, and is recommended for beginners. The intention placed at the time of creating and applying the flavoring, and choosing the right herbs is enough.

   Wards made from air fresheners are not as durable, and need to be redone every month or so. There are ways to enhance the effect, at the time of creating the flavoring, by combining it with sigils, crystals and using a good amount of herbs with protective properties.

• Incense

   For warding, it is recommended that only natural resin incenses are used, made from herbs with protective properties. If that's not possible, make an herbal smoking stick, but don't just use incense sticks to create energy barriers. Avoid using them, but if you still want to, combine them with other methods, or your ward will have low energy and will quickly deactivate.

• Sigils

   The best thing is that you create a specific sigil for the warding of the object or place you want to protect. You can adapt bindrunes for this purpose, but beware of runes that will be formed unintentionally during the process, as they can weaken or get in the way of the desired end result.

• Energy targeting

   If you're already experienced with energy manipulation and directing, this is a great way to work on these aspects and make your ward exactly the way you want it to look. It's also a very customizable way, so it's great for creating your own personal way of making energy barriers.

• Containers

   Barriers made using containers as a base have good longevity, and need to be reinforced less frequently. Choose a variety of fresh or dried herbs with protective properties, and add other ingredients that can boost energy, such as properly purified and energized essential oils and crystals for protective purposes.

• Salt

   Works well for creating temporary barriers. The salt used can be coarse salt, sea salt or table salt as a last resort. For more intensified protection, I recommend black salt

★ Warding I | Free Witchy Newsletter  |  Tip your witch ★

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Banishing Entities

Clean and cleanse your space. Open doors and windows while you cleanse. As you get to every door, cleanse in a counterclockwise direction and state "I banish all negative energies and entities. Anything that does not serve my highest good (and the good of my family) leave now! (You can add an angry "get the fuck out" here if you wish ;) !)" In a clockwise direction state "I welcome positivity, light, love, healing, cleansing, happiness, abundance, prosperity, (good things etc.) and the protection of Diana (or whomever, you can choose elements, a deity, the universe...)." You can call the corners /elements to assist you as you cleanse the home. Make the sign of a pentagram after you state your intentions to lock the protections in.

Clean and cleanse your mirrors and do the same, but move your cleanser in a clockwise direction to banish and counter clockwise to welcome protection. You can draw pentacles with water and black salt or charcoal powder on all your mirrors and windows.

Make a simmer pot with vinegar and protective herbs/spices (bay leaf, mustard seeds, salt, lemon, black pepper, fennel, rosemary, clove...whatever you have on hand really). If it won't damage your floors, you can strain this mixture and wash your floors with it (dilute with water & add a bit more vinegar). You can make a separate floor wash with just vinegar & water + essential oils as well. You can wipe down your door frames and window sills with this too. Remember to salt the outside areas of your home after cleansing.

Cut a lemon and put slices surrounded in salt on a plate in every room, especially under beds (don't salt the lemons, just let them sit atop the salt!). If the lemons rot, the entity is still in the home. If the lemons dry without molding, your home is cleansed.

Take a nice long shower or ritual bath after you cleanse your home to avoid any residual energies sticking onto you. You can even smoke cleanse yourself if you feel it will help.

You can repeat this process as many times as necessary. Attrition warfare works if entities refuse to leave. They get weaker with every act of cleansing and banishing until they disappear completely. Of course, if you feel that this is not up to snuff for your particular situation, please find outside help!

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A guide to Protection

i’ve seen a lot of people (especially on tiktok) emphasizing the importance of protection in magick. i couldn’t agree more, so i thought of piling up a few of my favorite protection methods

Wards🪴🧿

you can use any object you’d like as a guardian to ward off negative energies. plant wards are my personal favorite because working with plant spirits plays a big role in my practice.

simply cleanse the plant buddy with your preferred method (avoid using white sage if you’re not indigenous)

write a petition paper addressing what your intent is (in this case, ask the plant to protect you)

burn the petition paper and add the ashes to the soil

you may add some crystals to boost up your intention

visualize a ray of protecting light coming out of the plant which circles around yourself/ your home

thank the plant 🌱

there are many options when it comes to warding; you can use a talisman, a crystal, a plushie, spell jars, etc

Sigils

i personally like this method because you can get as creative as possible. personalize your own sigil! this works really well, especially if you’re in the broom closet because they can be as lowkey as you want.

Protective handmade bracelet

remember the friendship bracelets people used to make in middle school? i usually chant the witches ladder and state my intent with every knot that i tie and end up with a pretty powerful protection spell.

Protection oil & protection candle

i’m probably going to make a separate post with my protection oil recipe.

as for the candle, grab a white or black candle and carve protection sigils on it, or even runes or bind runes, dress it with the protection oil and corresponding herbs and meditate with it before lighting it. usually whenever i light my protection candle i’ll chant “candle candle burn so bright grant me your protection tonight”

Visualization

yep. that’ll do the trick. if you’re on the go or in an emergency, you’re most likely not gonna have the time necessary to grab everything and do a spell. close your eyes, ground and center yourself, and visualize a protective white light within you. or simply ask the universe/ deities/ spirit guides/ guardian angels/ god to surround you with protective light. make sure to thank them!

there are many ways to protect yourself from negative energies or spirits. these are just a few. i’d recommend reading the book “Protection & Reversal Magick” by Jason Miller

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I HIGHLY recommend this book for spirit workers or anyone interested in spirit work!

Here's a few things that the author goes over

Working with local spirits (water spirits, spirits of trees, etc)

Methods of talking to spirits

Spiritual dreams

Manifestation

Prayers and spells

Respecting spirits while also maintaining authority over them

Those are just some of the things I read so far, and I'm only halfway through!

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Simple methods of passive protection:

For the home:

• obsidian, cinnamon sticks, or rosemary placed at each threshold

• a drawing of the homes layout in a jar with black pepper, soil, salt, a plain rock, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and a small mirror.

• indoor plants such as ferns, aloe, and ivy

• an iron nail driven into the earth at the four corners of the property

• a bundle of lavender and rosemary hung at the door

• painting a protective sigil with clear nail polish on the walls of the home, interior or exterior.

For the body:

• Wearing protective crystals: obsidian, red jasper, hematite, jet, black tourmaline, and malachite

• a drop of rosemary oil on the shoes

• a sachet of lavender, black pepper, and frankincense worn on the body

• writing “I am safe” on your skin

• wearing black articles of clothing

• Adding protective oils to your lotion such as: frankincense, lavender, myrhh, and sandalwood. (Make sure these oils are safe for your skin first)

• carrying rocks (literally any rock)

• Using a warding oil such as the one in the link below!

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some of you are way too proud of your weird music taste and i don’t mean girl in red or cavetown or whatever i’m talking to you noisecore gothwave whatever else suffixed obscure genres y’all listen to that sound like one person chanting into a heavily synthed mic with shitty music in the bg that splits your eardrums. that’s weird

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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

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