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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Hey, trans folks out there in the US who are scared about losing your gender affirming care: Join the satanic temple. You don't have to actually be a non-theological Satanist, you can just say that you are, and under TST's third tenet (right to bodily autonomy) you will have a solid option of using religious freedom as a court defense. They have an expert witness program, in which a satanic minister with legal experience will help defend your right to your gender affirming care in court if needed, and a nearby congregation will even help you look for options for lawyers and help you understand the legal processes involved. They are currently working on a legal strategy to fight anti-trans bills across the country. Sign up for their mailing list. You Don't Have To Be A Satanist To Do This, they will just help you. They have won so many cases in regards to reproductive rights that they have a very solid foundation for being able to fight effectively on this front too. If you are already in need of help, you can contact them and they'll walk you through it. Congregations are already working on a state by state basis to protect your right to bodily autonomy.

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shoutout to the friends that you haven't seen since you made them

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erm when did mozilla add this to the firefox page

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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How do you feel as the start time approaches? <<I don't feel at all.>>

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Never ask me if I remember any of my school friends.

I was constantly being told to memorize formulas not names.

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Is there a way to undervolt a desk fan?

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Apparently cleaning my PS4 controller with rubbing alcohol has an unseen negative effect: too grippy

My fingers can't slide across the face buttons as easily as before because the alcohol strips away the very thin coat of skin oil

What a weird gamer predicament 💀

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Just wanna appreciate the looks of the Ferrari 360 Modena despite being nearly as old as me.

Truly ages like a fine wine.

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the original dreamer

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Go join my discord link in pinned

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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new mount!

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EXP just put out their first community episode. My submission got top billing!

And we find out that Jonathan Ferguson played the MechWarrior games back in the day!

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A young man decided it was time to come out to his family. 

He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen.

"Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something."

"Yes, sweety?"

"I, uh, I'm gay."

"Gay?" His heart stopped. "Does that mean you put men's things in your mouth?"

"Grandma!!!!"

"Well??"

Mortified, he muttered sheepishly, "I, uh, yeah?"

Whack! The wooden spoon found its mark. "Don't you EVER," she sternly replied, "complain about my cooking again."

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny