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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW

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“But they forget”

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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

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chilly under my blanket all day long until i try to go to sleep and then i'm boiling alive in oil under there smh

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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newest episode of smosh mouth seems to be tailor made for me... lord of the rings, bugs, nine inch nails. hell yeah

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put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

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i think elephants should arrange in a circle and point theire trunks at the center and start building energy

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imagine you get jumped by simon and garfunkel and you hear them say take his ass to scarborough fair

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you sir have lost the internet. You do not deserve my reddit gold, nor my most epic of upvotes. Leave these lands and never return from the accursed realm you travel to

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Do you look younger than you are?