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ambiguous relationships I love you.

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I think Ume gets rock fucking hard when you do things for him.

Anything.

Tie his shoe laces? His cock is tapping your cheek.

Make him breakfast? You’re bent over the counter.

Help him bus tables at Pothos? The walk in fridge climbs seven degrees because of body temperature alone.

He’s so used to being a pillar, to fixing other peoples problems and standing on the front lines that you so much as brush his hair from his eye-line and he’s ready to break down, fuck you senseless and put far too much thought into wedding venues.

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Put me between Kirishima and Monoma and watch the hottest hate sex you’ve ever seen in your life…

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Hi Saturn! Do you and Denki have any cute (or not cute, either way) nicknames for each other in your saturnari ship?

Helloooo!

We’re not really nickname-y people, but it definitely takes Denki a hot second to get used to how often I affectionately refer to him as ‘Prick/Dickhead/Cunt’ and I am infinitely pleased when he starts doing it back.

We do call our little boy (Hide) Zippy, tho! 🥹💕

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Do I go on an early lunch and see the horses? Or do I just sit here and cry on my laptop for another two hours 🤔

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Also I want it to be known that I was lucky enough to meet @saturnsorbits for the first time when I was gone, and she is even more stunning and wonderful in real life as she is online.

And I met @bakugotrashpanda again, who accidentally came to see me at just the right time. When life was not going so good and she is genuinely one of the best people I’ve ever met.

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If you’re not sending your pro-hero boyfriend pictures of your tits while he’s on patrol, what are you doing?

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Katsuki the morning after 431

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It’s not love.

Not yet.

But, you’re pretty sure it could be.

With the right nurturing and care, these stolen glances and passing smiles could blossom… Your hummingbird heart already sings for him, drawing you often to this corner table in your local cafè; it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to think about more. About entwined fingers against cotton sheets, whispered love letters and shared home-cooked meals - Maybe, somewhere in your sillier daydreams, even silver rings and forevers.

Across the room, you watch as he sweeps a hand through his pale hair, pushing back thin strands from his eyes. His shoulder bunches, rotates and relaxes - giving you a full glimpse of the hard muscle underneath his t-shirt. The cafè’s warmth has already prompted him to slip out of his coat. The military green uniform jacket is draped across the back of his chair, its edges almost brushing the floor - a silent promise to swallow you whole.

He catches your eye in the mundane way strangers do. A throwaway glance over his shoulder, one that just so happens to land on you. It’s a perfectly random happening. A fluke. A nothing.

… And it’s beautiful.

He observes. Tilts his head. Smiles.

And then, he moves.

Your heart stutters, fingers tightening on your mug as you watch him almost trip on the leg of a stray chair in his effort to close the distance and reach you.

But your panic is stalled, not quite bone deep, before it’s replace by something sickly.

You can’t help but look when she walks in.

She’s tall, with legs that stretch on forever and the kind of figure they used to make marble statues to celebrate. Her rose painted lips part, her air caught on his name as she sweeps pin-straight hair over her shoulder and dances into the cafe.

Like star crossed lovers they find each other. Her arms open, heart exposed as she welcomes him in and holds him close - her head against his breast bone.

You look back at your coffee.

It figures the one guy that caught your eye would already be the apple of somebody else’s.

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Salt and pepper twins to soothe my soul

Alternative of them getting my silly little fox traits that I put in every au because of who I am as a person

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Mouse Hybrid Saturn piccrew when? 👀 I’m waitinggggg

This took me so long but, MOUSE!

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This is so cute! I love the idea of these two little baby ninja’s just running rings around you - sneak attacks everywhere 😩

And all of you settling down for little naps and the babies sprawling over you - be still my beating heart. You’d be the perfect little family!

Vixen!!! I need to know more about the babies! They sound so fucking adorable!

What are their favourite foods? Do you have any cute nighttime routines with them? What kind of things do you do for fun with them as a family?!?

Tell me everything 😩

WAAAAAH SWEET SATURN you always indulge me hehehe let me tell you about my silly little Salt and Pepper babies

Twins, of course, since they run on his side of the family.

Both are daddies girls because how could they not be, they love to use him as a jungle gym but they like to cuddle with us both for a nap. COULD I use that time then and their father are asleep to tidy up everywhere the little whirlwinds have barreled through? Absolutely but how could I not doze off with the little babies in our arms or on our chests? 🥹

Plus we tucker them and ourselves out pretty well because we’re always doing something together. Dancing around the house with them or Dante chasing them around the yard while they scream and giggle giddily 🥹

Dante trains them with weapons too (wooden / plastic / styrofoam) but playfully and slowly because it’s more about having fun than working to fight like his father taught him and Vergil. They both like it a lot, finding weapons they like using themselves though it does backfire a bit for the both of us because they will sneak attack and smack the backs of our knees or wallop our shins.

And where Dante riles them up and is all play, their uncle Vergil spends plenty of time with them as well. He’ll ‘train’ with them as well but often they really enjoy sitting in his lap or forcing him into their room to read books to them. Dante doesn’t ‘hover’ per se but he does always conveniently swoop in whenever they ask questions about how him and Dante were as kids or through their lives as well as stories of their uncles life as well.

Vergil has coped well with a lot of happenings in his life at this stage but he’s still not the best with conversation and we both know Vergil isn’t going to mince words.

He’s good with the girls though, they always ask when he’s coming back around and break dear old dads heart when he playfully ask ‘hey sweetheart, whose cooler, me or uncle verge?’ And they say Uncle V 🥹

‘Salt’ is one of our twins that got her father’s hair with the black stripe and is slightly more tan than her sister pepper. She likes spicier food and her sweet treats always align with mine in preferring lesser sweet items or items with some tang to them like magonada’s and the chili powder paleta’s.

‘Pepper’ got my black hair with the white stripe but is more on the pale side like Dante. She also absolutely got his sweet tooth and is more of the picky eater compared to her sister. Both like strawberry anything just like their parents so that’s definitely a plus but she LOVES sweets. Stuff me and her sister would usually say are too sweet her and Dante get the pleasure of taking themselves. Broke her father’s heart though when she ‘ick’ed’ over pizza, he was hoping it was just the olives he also hates but nope, sweet girl doesn’t like pizza but her sister definitely does.

Bedtime routine always includes stories from their dad after they’ve pushed their beds together and forced him into the center so they can both cuddle up into his side. They don’t get very far into a lot of stories before they’re knocked out but Dante doesn’t complain and it’s absolutely heartwarming to see him with his eyes closed affectionately petting his babies heads.

Kyrie will also happily watch them now and again but they give Nero a heart attack by bluntly asking when they’re going to ‘give us friends for life’ to play with. Like sorry kids lmao

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Vixte babies that he calls salt and pepper affectionately because they each have a black / white stripe in stark contrast to the rest of their hair

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gutted me... absolutely gutted me....

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THE EYE CONTACT!

You pout at him, batting long eyelashes. ‘But, now I’m all wet…’

And he is DONE. Now, he’s trying to figure out what wall is best to pin you against, wondering how you’d taste after so much beer, thinking about your tits in his mouth as he helps you clean up.

Denki would teach me how to shot gun a beer

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Denki would teach me how to shot gun a beer

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add