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Imagine your favourite member. Can you see his face? Is it early morning for you or late at night, safe and warm in bed? Is it the middle of the day and you're together on the couch because it's a weekend and neither of you have work or responsibilities.

Picture him. His hands touching you exactly how you like, how you need to be touched. Is he stroking your face? Hugging you tight? Playing with your hair? Is he kissing you softly and slowly or is is hard and desperate? How do you touch him back?

He loves you. You, in all your flaws, in all your hard times, in all the moments when you find yourself unlovable. He loves you. He knows what you need and gives it freely. He loves you.

Do you need him to take charge and run you a bath and wash your hair? Do you need him to be on his knees for you, begging for you to adore him? Do you need him to just be near you, holding you tight and letting you know you aren't alone? Do you want him to fuck you like an animal, like a toy to be played with or like a lover, a gift just for him to adore?

He loves you, all of you.

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i know we all know of and drool after kris's heavenly ass, but lately ive been felling like we still dont appreciate it quite enough :/ its just so.. massive, increadible.. luscious even 🤤

this ask really doesnt have any other point than that we should talk more about and ao3 should have more fics dedicated to kris's magnicifient cake 🍰🐢

It really is wonderful isn't it? Big and round and just begging to be spanked.

(Thanks boki)

I bet he loves to be eaten out, his partner's face buried between his squishy cheeks, worshipping that ass as it should be worshipped.

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I think for the carnival 2026 there should be a reverse glory hole booth. So you can go suck a dick and guess which of the guys it belongs too

Excellent idea anonyboo! Who wouldn't want to play a dirty game of Guess Who? The giggles and moans sometimes give it away but it's all in good fun.

you've noticed a few things in your five separate games. (nsfw under the cut)

One of them has a dick piercing, a captured bead ring going through his slit. It suits it well, with heavy balls and a thick cock.

Another makes it easy to guess with his bushy blonde pubes framing his lovely cock. It's slender and smooth and the hair enhances it if anything.

A third is totally bare, the hair waxed off and the balls neat and tight. You still know who it is from the hint of leg you see and the moan that comes when you suck his balls.

the fourth seems almost reluctant to stick his dick through the hole and into your waiting mouth but when he does he tastes wonderful. Did he eat a lot of pineapple earlier?

the last is big and juicy and you can't hope to deepthroat it but you try anyway, gagging yourself on his meat. his concern is overshadowed by both your pleasure as he cums down your throat.

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Saucy, dearest - I need to know who produces the most precum. Who is the juiciest, messiest, sloppiest boy? Whose cock is drooling uncontrollably at the sight of something it wants?

What a delightful question and so fun to think about!

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At first I thought it would be Bojan, after all he's such a needy puppy in general so of course his cock gets excited the moment there's a hint of stimulation or a flash of skin that's usually hidden. His dick bounces against his belly but it takes a few strokes to get it going like that.

However I think prim and proper Kris would actually leak the most, his dick betraying how excited and turned on he is, the sheets below him messy and sticky before he's even been touched. It spurts out another few drops when his parter teases him about how wet he is and how he's already soaked through his lace panties.

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Aww Nace and Jure at the summer camp🥹🥹🥹. I hope both of them realise it was the other and or remember that summer camp.

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Nace might realise a year after she joins the band, when she sees Jure laughing the same way, the sun catching her hair and setting it alight.

She remembers how soft those lips were, how they smiled into the kiss, the same way they smile into them now.

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Who was les!jokers lesbian/lgbtq+ awakening?

I headcanon that for Jan it was Chantal.

A companion piece to this post. Let's explore!

Jan: she always liked going over to Kris’s house. Who wouldn't when beautiful and smart Chantal is there? Kris doesn't enjoy the moony eyes but Jan is her best friend so she puts up with it. Later on Jan would say Chantal is why she likes older women now.

Jure: Jessica rabbit did something to her when she was a bit too young to understand what it properly meant. She didn't know if she wanted to be Jessica or Roger more. If she doesn't want to count animated figures she would say Nicole Scherzinger.

Bojan: Kris.

But says it's Britney Spears so it doesn't go to Kris’s head. They still make out drunkenly at parties long before either admit they're lesbians.

Nace: fell in love with a girl at summer camp. They were very close and she even had her first kiss but nace didn't go back the next year so probably never saw her again. Nace just knows she was blonde and adventurous.

Kris: says she just knew (it was Miley Cyrus)

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We've figured out the naked Kris photos. It's this wonderful gifset here (go look at the other gifs. It's worth it)

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Did you post a naked Kris and delete it? I saw it on my phone top bar but when I tried to open it there was no post found 😭Please, I need my daily dose of slutty Kris!

Oh how I wish I had a photo of naked Kris! If the boos send in slutty photos I can compile them all together though.

Our dirty little guitarist should be appreciated in all his glory after all.

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How would each of les!jokers feels about sex on their period?

Good question! Let's explore!

Jure: she'll have sex whenever and wherever regardless of if she's bleeding or not. In fact her period is when she's most horny and if she's not fucking somone she has a toy of some kind. Has lots of old towels and a mattress protector specifically for this.

Kris: absolute baby on her period and just wants ice cream, a heat pack, bad movie and some cuddles. It's understandable though, her cramps are really bad and she feels very unsexy. During her ovulation though...

Jan: periods are a part of life for her. If she's horny she'll happily have sex but she often isn't. Actually she's a lucky bitch in that her periods are mostly pain free and she just bleeds for a few days then it's over. Blood doesn't gross her out at all, so she will happily pleasure others even while they're on their period too.

Bojan: feels gross and uncomfortable on her period but sex makes her feel better. She needs someone who she's romantically close to and has to have them be soft and sweet to her first, kneading her tender breasts and keeping her cosy and safe. Sharing a shower is mandatory afterwards.

Nace: her periods are when she tops. She focuses fully on her partner and only needs them to kiss and knead her large tits to satisfy her in return. Loves to bring out her various attachments that sit on her thigh for her partner to ride.

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Do they like anal ?

Bojan: yes

Jan: YES

Jure: yes (prefers to top)

Kris: yes (prefers to sub)

Nace: no

Jk yes he loves it and is in fact a bottom but has been blessed with a mighty D and with great power cums great responsibility

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I'm on a lesbian joker kick so here's my thoughts on what kind of sex they each like.

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Bojan: oral. She adores both eating out and being eaten out. Her mouth is her talent and her pussy is soaked just from her tongue being busy. She did start off writing the alphabet with her tongue though until she learnt proper techniques.

Jure: Love to top and use a strap, preferably with something big. She has all kinds of fun toys and attachments and the harness makes her ass look great. She also enjoys a double ended dildo sometimes.

Kris: Scissoring. She knows not everyone likes it and it's a lesbian stereotype but she just loves the feeling of a wet pussy grinding against her own. She's great at finding the right angle and will get their clits to kiss if she can. Loves to be able to see her partner in all their glory.

Nace: clit and vibrating toys. Can she make you cum on her fingers? Yeah easily, but she prefers to hold a clit toy to you and watch you squirm while she relaxes. Has positioned toys to vibrate against herself and her partner at the same time and loved it. Will have something vibrating inside her while she pleasures her partner.

Jan: Fingering. She loves to play with her partner and is especially proud if her fingers are pruney from how long they've been surrounded by her lover's wetness. Will spend hours kissing and playing with pussy, and loves her partner doing the same to her (when she isn't getting pounded into the mattress with a huge strap of course).

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So this is two lesbians right? Then if so....

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this is the first time i do something like this but i just can’t stop thinking about this dream i had some days ago: i can’t remember the details very well but i do remember being with nace and i was so desperate for him like “please daddy, can i ride you? please pleaseee 🥺” and i was wondering if you could help me fill the gaps of this dream? 🫢

Oh what a lovely dream to get anonyboo! Of course saucy will help.

Nace is a daddy in almost every sense of the word. Big, strong, caring, kind, protective, handsome and his dick is do die for. You'd longed for him for ages, watching him come out of his shell and into the confident man he is today.

Finally he's now yours, his lips warm on your neck as he steals naughty kisses on the ride home. The dinner you had together was wonderful. He was a gentleman and paid, not even letting you look at the bill because tonight you're his baby. You don't have to worry about anything.

With a nod of his head he asks you inside. Your body shakes, anticipation flowing through you. You've wanted him for years. Wanted his body, wanted his mind, wanted every part of him he could give. You're so close to what you desire, you can almost taste his precum on your tongue.

Your desperation for him is obvious the moment the door closes behind you two. Your hands grab at his arms, his sides, his ass as you kiss him. It's all muscle and fat and strength and masculinity. He chuckles. Bassy and rich. He grabs you and pulls you up, your thighs now around his middle as he kisses you back hard.

You squeak, clutching his neck as he carries you easily to the bedroom. His kisses are like magic, pushing out every thought that isn't him. His smell envelopes you, his cologne mixing with his natural musk.

"What does my baby want tonight?" He asks against your lips, his mouth trailing kisses down your throat.

"Please, D-Daddy, I have to ride you. Fuck! Please!" You stutter and swear as his hands slip inside your panties, already drenched. His fingers are gentle as he probes you, slipping inside with no resistance your body welcoming him eagerly.

"Such a good kitten for me. Of course you can ride me." He nips at your skin, just above where your breasts start to swell. He then runs his tongue over it to soothe the sting. His voice is warm and soothing with just enough firmness to have you melt under him.

Clothes are gone in moments and he's now beside you, his body yours to enjoy. It's just as gorgeous as you'd hoped, and that cock! Oh that wonderful cock already getting hard against his leg. It's thick, with a prominent vein pulsing along it.

"Come on kitten, get up there." His hands help guide your hips and you swing your leg over him, your knees now on either side of his thick and juicy thighs. Your hands rest on his broad and hairy chest, steadying yourself for the pleasure that's about to come.

This is it. His hard cock is already poking at your entrance, your wetness making his tip glisten.

His hands are a soothing weight on your hips as you finally sink down and pleasure takes you. Your breath is punched out of you as you take him deeper and deeper. His cock is so thick you have to pause and let yourself adjust to the stretch. You can feel his heartbeat, his dick pulsing inside you, pressed against your walls.

"Daddy!" You moan as your hips connect, your ass against his balls and his dick deep, deep inside you.

He moans as you lift yourself up and sit down again, preparing yourself to properly ride him.

He pushes up his hips, making you fall forward slightly and he laughed warmly, pulling you down so he can kiss you, his dick grinding up into you.

"Show daddy what you can do." He slaps your ass as he pushes you up again so you can do exactly what you begged for.

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bro. I need Kris to suck on a strap so badly after seeing that photo with the ice cream

He looks like it's already been shoved down his throat once.

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He'd moan around it, on his hands and knees below you, his tall body hunched to be submissive and small under the dildo and your delighted gaze.

Spit is already running down his chin, his eyes watery and big, pleading with you to make him your bitch.

His hard cock is leaking onto the ground between his legs, knees red from kneeling for so long but none of it stops the hunger in his eyes.

His tongue lolls out of mouth in preparation for your strap. Your fingers in his hair are almost soft, almost sweet, before you push hard and he moans around his mouthful of silicon.

Between his legs, his dick twitches and another bead of precum dribbles out.

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With the abandoned city apocalypse vibes in the mv shoot, I'm having this fantasy of post-apocalypse, Jure fucking me all desperate like we're the last two on earth

Oh you know whatever went down Jure is surviving and thriving.

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It took about two days for Jure to lose his shirt and don the eye make-up. You told him it wasn't necessary. He insisted it was.

When the world ended you never thought you would be around to see it, but Jure made sure you got to safety, taking you into his bunker and waiting with you and the world fell apart above you.

When you emerged the world had changed and people were now rarities. You didn't see anyone else. Well, anyone else alive. It was only you two, alone and wandering the ruined streets. Sometimes on Jure's bike and sometimes on foot, his hand holding yours.

At first you didn't understand his joy, his excitement at surviving. The world you both knew was gone, how could he be so happy? How could he make jokes over your dinner of tinned fish and bread rations? How could he delight in foraging and building a camp with a fire made from exploded tables and chairs? How could he dress up to "be on theme" and then insist you wear the skimpy top he had cut up at least once just to please him? (You did of course and part of you loved the way he couldn't stop staring at you)

But then it clicked when you woke up next to the fire and he was still standing guard, looking out of a broken window at the sea of stars above you, now brilliant and bold without any light pollution from the near extinct species called humans. He looked sad and serious. It made your heart sink and you realised this what what he wanted to avoid in the first place.

He had to keep you happy and hopeful so neither of your spirits would be crushed by the weight of being the last two people on the planet.

You got up slowly and wrapped your arms around him, feeling him jump slightly.

"Oh. You're awake."

You hummed and kissed his neck. You're so grateful to him, grateful that he saved you, grateful that he insists on showing you any plants that still hung on and any insects that fly overhead. You're grateful for his silliness and his kindness and his strength.

It's just you two left.

You feel a tear slip down his cheek as you hold him. He nuzzled his nose into your neck and huffed out warm air.

"I need you Jure." You tell him, your thumb wiping away the smudged make up under his eye.

He surges up to kiss you, hard and desperate. You both need to feel another human, need the warmth of a body and the soft caress of a lover to know you're both alive and maybe there's a reason to keep going.

He's fast and needy,murmuring broken phrases into your skin as he explores you, removing your clothes quickly.

"I need...", "You're so...", "Oh fuck baby...", "Please, please, please!"

You're legs are tight around his hips, pulling him into you. You're both sweaty and dirty and you can't remember when you last had a hot shower but right now you don't care because Jure is here, in your arms, his cock inside you and his tongue around your nipple. He pulls you down onto him over and over and over until you can't focus on anything but the pleasure rippling through you and the canopy of brilliant stars above.

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sigh. putting a collar on bratty bojan. sigh. yanking on it till he moans. sigh. making him suck on my strap till hes quiet about it SIGH.

Oh anonyboo you really think he would be quiet around your strap? He'd be moaning and whimpering and gagging on it, his eyes watering as you use the collar to hold him down on it.

He'd wiggle his little hips like the dog he is, trying to wag his tail and hoping to entice you into fucking his cute little ass

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ohh both options are exquisite 🤭 but also wouldn't come of them get hidden behind the pfp, or does that only happen in mobile? 👀

Good point! I tried it out and Jure is totally blocked by the pfp on mobile. So we either have just Jure or no Jure it seems