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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

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POINT AND LAUGH

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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I feel like playing Zoo Tycoon. Good thing I still have the list of cheat codes I printed 20 years ago

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Shout out to all the spare humans

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