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honestly i am just chilling in cedar rapids

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*shows up at college* excuse me will someone please direct me to the leftist brainwashing class? i'm here for the leftist brainwashing class

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If this ain’t big presidential energy Idk what it is

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alex jones is literally female coded because of his hysteria. but whatever

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We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

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Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

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sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important

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been hearing reports out of the CHAZ that gangs of anarchotranshumanists have been kidnapping members of the Seattle Police Department and taking them into their underground DIY laboratories to transform them into catgirls. stay safe, fellow patriots.

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Satire is dead.

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the US government is like “don’t worry, we’re here to support multi million dollar small businesses”