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Some of my most favorite completely pivotal, campaign-changing moments from Critical Role Campaign 2, in no particular order:

-mail fraud

-walking through a literal, not-space-related, massively long tunnel-like worm hole from one continent to another. with no DM prompting to do so. they chose this.

-blueberry cupcakes

-almost killing a weird purple dude with a weird geometric object, letting him go only for him to get killed by the government an instant later, and then being like “well I don’t want the GOVERNMENT to have whatever that is” and stealing it back on a whim. and then just. carrying around a powerful magical relic of unknown significance. for months. just jangling around in their bags and occasionally being whipped out for a once-a-day reroll. this thing started a WAR and then disappeared from under the noses of TWO NATIONS and these random adventuring chucklefucks had it the whole time

-appearing for an audience before a queen of a foreign land wearing BDSM gear and whipping out one of their lost religious relics

-The Wildmother loving her weird pink son enough to give him THREE successful divine interventions

-relentlessly attempting to become best friends with a war criminal even after learning that he started a war

-accidentally stealing a pirate ship. not ~accidentally stealing~, actually on accident stealing a pirate ship with no intentions to do so prior to stealing the pirate ship. and then going “I guess we’re pirates now.”

-Fjord flipping off a sea god and destroying his weird sea sword and then refusing or forgetting to get rid of the weird sea orb inside him and then going out to sea after he pissed off the sea god. multiple times.

-Yasha cannot make a wisdom saving throw to save her life her free will and it changed the course of the story. multiple times.

-negotiating peace between warring nations, and then dipping out to go organize and attend a cult convention

-going to their first ever big city and being like “what do we do now? crime? is crime what we do now? crime?” and committing treason and conspiring to murder a city official and joining a crime syndicate led by a wet dude who later turned out to be Jester’s dad

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Expositor.

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pop pop *sounds of joints cracking*

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*pirate aesthetic intensifies* 🏴‍☠️

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Beauyasha bicep meme

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The Monk and the Angel

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This was only supposed to be a quick sketch but now I really want to finish it dammit.

Anyways I love my flying lesbians so bad they are my EVERYTHING

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scoop!

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obsessed with the critical role sapphics dichotomy where beauyasha is all about gently and patiently healing trauma with love letters and flowers and puppies and romantic voyages involving angel wings whereas imodna is like ‘hey girl i heard you want to summon your evil necromancer patron on this ghost pirate ship, wanna suck out my soul just a little to feed your darkest desires? i’m very nonchalant about this because this is very normal. also you’re hot’

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We're not so different, you and I. Part 1, Part2

From Critical Role C2 E92: Home Is Where the Heart Is

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We're not so different, you and I. Part 1

From Critical Role C2 E92: Home Is Where the Heart Is

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Caleb Widogast and Frumpkin!

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Drew this a while back, but I'm obsessed with them

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- M9 Mollymauk -

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They broke the world for each other.

This one was first published about a month ago on my Patreon. I tried to imagine what kind of portrait would Delilah and Sylas commission a painter to decorate Castle Whitestone have they defeated Vox Machina. I love how they weaponize their sexiness alongside their sheer lack of empathy for everyone but themselves and their evil god to obliterate their enemies. Relationship goals, really.

Sylas and Delilah Briarwood were created by Matthew Mercer and are property of Critical Role.

Available as a print on my InPrnt shop:

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Vaxleth + Kisses 💋

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