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Why is it that I have so many very detailed thoughts, but the second I go to type them out (as a post or fic) they suddenly evaporate?? Get back here you fucking bastards, I have Things To Discuss!!

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Everything you need to know about me can probably be summed up in the fact that all my favourite fictional characters either a) have something deeply wrong with them and/or b) have a somewhat (or blatant) autistic flavour to them

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There will be a Silm re read before the end of the year though. I need to reconnect with the sacred texts, I feel

I was planning a Silm re read but I have found myself reading Revenge of the Sith instead. I'm so sorry lads 😔

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I was planning a Silm re read but I have found myself reading Revenge of the Sith instead. I'm so sorry lads 😔

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Given that much of Sauron’s character throughout the legendarium features him being very openly obsessed with his lord, (“Tidings enough from Thû there came/but short while since,” his temple to Morgoth in Númenor, “Grond” and his other naming conventions post-WoW, “adored,” “bereaved,” etc), I would like to propose that the seduction of Mairon was less “Evil Job Offer” or “Melkor making eyes at a cute forge Maia,” and more Mairon blatantly hitting on the local He Who Arises In Might while Aulë bluescreens in the doorway.

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Tar-Mairon in Númenor

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“At that Thorin shut his mouth and would not say another word.”

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🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride to Shagrat and Gorbag 🏳️‍🌈

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Very quick doodle I did today as a form of self care.

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What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

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Being an elfling in third-age middle earth must be so annoying. You mention that it's a little chilly out only for one of those first-age elves to pop up and say you think this is cold? back in my day we spent thirty years of torment crossing the Grinding Ice with naught but Varda's stars to provide light in the evil darkness. i lost 3 toes.

Or you mention that your arms are sore and a guy that is more scar than elf screams across the training ground that Maedhros The Tall was hung by his wrist from the peak of Thangorodrim for thirty long years and you never heard HIM complaining.

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You know what, I actually really miss those author's notes that consisted of the author talking to the characters and the characters being so done with the author's shit. Those were fun.

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I remade Mairon on the battlefield

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self insert? no. this is an elf insert. stuck an elf in where there shouldn't be one

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my controversial silmarillion take is that it doesnt have ENOUGH maps