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“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.

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Accidentally left youtube on autoplay and it gave me a video called Classical Music for Villains and how could I argue with this development?

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sketch

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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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Requests from twitter~

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eol’s swords

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ITS YOU! YOU GAVE ME A RANDOM MAEGLIN HYPERFIXATION IN MATH CLASS! (Not that I’m mad Maeglin is adorable)

it's me!

here's a bagel

you can trust him with your passwords ❤

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Nazgûl by John Howe

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Latest autocorrect fail:

Say hi to Ar-Pharmacy, King of Numbers

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"what does he not hate" FRODO PLEASE

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if you pour water on mairon, will he produce smoke and go pshhhh?

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Tolkien scholars: what influence did Tolkien’s experience in WWI have on his depiction of the dead marshes?

Me: So Oromë is the fiercest Valar and Tulkas is the strongest, but Eönwë, a Maia, was the strongest in arms. So who would win that 3-way duel? 

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One thing I love about the Silmarillion is that because it’s so massive, its fans have to specialize.

Like I love everything but my Silm major is in Finrod studies, with a minor in obscure background characters.

Reblog this post with your Silmarillion “speciality,”