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I remember playing Fallout 3 for the first time, and coming across Gob, and immediately liking him, just because he seemed cool as fuck

(And now watching the Fallout series, and liking Cooper because of the Cowboy swag)

TLDR: Ghouls are cool as fuck boii, they got that irradiated rizz

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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"Want to play a game?"

Simon perks up, setting his book aside.

"What'd ya have in mind?"

"Maybe a strategy game?

He smiles as he gets to his feet. As you look up at him from your seated position, you realize you've taken for granted how tall...how big...he is.

"Hide 'n seek? Tag? Maybe I chase you through our home...corner you, shove your clothing aside, an' fuck you while I kiss that beautiful mouth of yours?"

Your jaw drifts open as you realize he isn't thinking of chess.

"I..."

"No?"

"Yes."

"I'll give you a two minute headstart."

"We're doing this now?"

"One...two...three..."

You back out of the living room, eyes wide, heart pounding. Basement or upstairs? In giddy panic you run up the back staircase.

Perhaps you imagined it, but you could swear you heard him chuckle.

"Ready or not, here I come."

MASTERLIST

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viking!simon and his wife’s water breaking on the night of a raid. he’s trying to escort you to a hiding place when you suddenly stop, eyes wide and the sound of splashing hitting the floor

the panic and fear is written across your face and he doesn’t even need to ask, scooping you up into his arms and taking you away from the burning village. you’re babbling in his ear about how it’s too soon, you aren’t due for another week, how simon has to leave to go and defend the village

he stays silent the whole time, only shushing you when you make these silly suggestions about leaving your side during this crisis. there’s a whole clan of soldiers back there who have trained their whole lives for this. his duty is here, with you

he’d hole you up in some abandoned cabin, the sounds of warfare and screams echoing in the background as he stays with you to deliver your first child into the world :(

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wait wait because imagine being a normal OF creator or a cam girl, just a small name nobody who does it for the sole purpose of getting through college. you keep your face out of everything, nothing in the background of any video of yours is personal, like once you get your degree this entire account is getting deleted and it'll be a thing of the past. (not that you're ashamed or anything. we respect sex workers of all kinds here)

and you plan on doing a different kind of video: one of you fucking yourself with a new, much bigger toy. usually you keep to the rabbits and bullets but following your friends advice, you fucking yourself on a dildo wouldn't be terrible.

plus you need it, sweetheart. when was the last time you even had a date?

bitch. (affectionately)

and as soon as you walk into your usual sex store, you double take. there is no, NO, way that is pornstar!ghost's dick you've just spotted as a dildo.

he's been your favorite pornstar long before you even started this side hustle. who in their right mind can resist that beast of a man with the mask and the tattoos and the heaving thing that's between his legs--

you take it home immediately.

it's almost sad how stupid you fuck yourself on it, cunt split open and dripping onto the floorboard for the internet to see but in that moment, you don't give a fuck.

you don't remember how many times you come that night nor how many viewers you had watching your puffy lips swallow "ghost's" cock whole, but come morning, you notice your bank account and it is padded.

PADDED.

one particular tipper was incredibly generous and they even left a message.

i'd love to see you do that on the real thing.

yeah, me too.

(whoever that is becomes a loyal follower who tips regularly.)

*screaming at the thought of simon getting himself off at your video. hasn't come that hard in months and that says a lot since he's yknow, a pornstar.*

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Ghost whispers conspiratorialy in your ear, eyes forward during the brief.

"I lose track of time when I'm with you. Every moment spent without my cock sheathed in your cunt is a fuckin' eternity."

You swallow hard. Price stops mid-sentence, raising his voice as he addresses you and Ghost from across the room.

"There a problem?"

You clear your throat. "No, Sir."

Without turning around, you've no doubt Ghost is smiling under the balaclava as he crosses his arms over his broad chest as he confirms.

"No problems here."

MASTERLIST

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Vibes are off

(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)

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Price, finding a quiet corner away from his time, he just needed a few minutes quiet without chaos after having broken up with his now ex that morning. Dating a civie just never worked out in the end.

*outside the office building*

Soap and Gaz, pulling up in a deffiantly not miltary issued car: you guys wanna go with us to run over Price's cheating ex?

Roach, looks over at Ghost: ...

Ghost: yeah sure, why not

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shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

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"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

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considering cooper is the only ghoul we've seen so far that is literally every ghoul stereotype thats perpetuated in the games, i like to think that a brotherhood member saw him doing all these things at once and just decided "yeah all ghouls do that" cooper is a goddamn cryptid creature whos just a freak of a man

and he's so sexy for that

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writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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To the people shitting all over the fallout TV show

Just admit you don't like having fun and move on.

The set and costume design is so fun and accurate to the source with lots of detail. The practical effects are amazingly done and so far the acting is pretty decent.

"waaah the script is cheesy."

My brother in Christ have you played the games? Including 1 and 2??

Get off your pretentious high horse and live a little.

You don't even have to like it but at least let other people have fun.