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SNATCH (2000) SENTENCE STARTERS. 
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
I’m taking the dog for a walk.
What are you doin’ here?
What’s the problem?
What’s in the car?
Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt: me.
You take sugar?
I’m sweet enough.
It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Speak English to me.
You are obviously the big dick.
There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls and there are little, mincey balls.
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever.
They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.
You got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts.
You are shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact you’ve got ‘replica’ written down the side of your guns and the fact I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five 0’ written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now, fuck off.
Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?
Your seats? This is a stolen car, mate.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?
It’s a four ton truck. It’s not as if it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
When you reverse, things come from behind you.
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it together.
Would someone mind telling me, who the fuck are you?
I hear the best thing to do is feed corpses to pigs. They will go through bone like butter.
A single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: ‘as greedy as a pig’.  
Well, thank you for that. That is a great weight off my mind.
If you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.
I hope you appreciate the concern I have for my friend.
I’m not sure about the colour.
You can’t change fighters.
Why are we stopped here?
It’s too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?
It’s for protection.
It’s a free country, ain’t it?
It ain’t a free shop, is it? So fuck off!
Anything to declare?
Don’t go to England.
You stop me again whilst I’m walking and I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
What the fuck do you mean?
They look like shit, don’t they?
I’m not in here to make a fucking bet.
I’m not fucking buying that.
Fuckface, who’s speaking to you?
He asked him, didn’t he?
Fuckface? I like that one. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.
It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans1 What do you mean ‘open him up’?
It was a rhetorical question.
What have I told you about thinking?
Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.
You’re not going anywhere, you thick lump.
You stay until the job’s done.
He’s harder than a coffin nail.
Have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you. So, what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ‘cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face.
Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut. You did.
I can’t make him fight, can I?
You’re not much good to me alive, are you?
We’ve lost Gorgeous George.
You’re going to have to repeat that.
Where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys, is he?
It ain’t as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?
You’re on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Do you want to do it?
It’s not the same fight.
I wasn’t calling your mum a tart.
Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge.
Have I made myself clear?
Did you understand a single word of what he just said?
I’ve helped you as much as I’m going to help you.
You should fuck off now while you still got the legs to carry you.
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that’s got no fucking wheels?
You want to settle this with a fight?
Over my dead body!
I’ll not have you fighting! You know what happens when you fight.
Get her to sit down. For fuck’s sake!
I ain’t fucked you.
I’ll fight you for it. You and me.
Fuck you!
Don’t take the piss.
I need to have a shite.
I fail to recognise the correlation between losing ten grand and a good deal.
What the fuck is that?
This is a shot gun.
It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun.
You’ll raise Hell. Nevermind pulses.
He’s been a busy, little bastard.
I think you’ve let him get away with enough.
It can get you into a lot of trouble, thinking, I shouldn’t do so much of it.
You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck and then get me to a doctor.
For every action, there is a reaction.
Pull your tongue out of my arsehole.
You have all the characteristics of a dog. Except loyalty.
You’re a ruthless, little cunt. I’ll give you that.
What the fuck are you two looking at?
You are not bringing that thing in here.
I will do you a favour. I’ll not get out this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.
What the fuck are you doing?
I’m driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you thinking I’m doing, you penis?
I don’t think I’ll slow down. I think I’ll speed up.
You better not be telling me porky pies.
Follow me and I’ll fucking shoot you.
These lads are out to hurt each other.
Calm down, son. Behave yourself.
I’ve got the gun, son. I think it’s you who should behave.
I’m not telepathic.
You’re plenty fucking stupid.
Fuck me. Have you been reading?
He’s a liability.
You are gonna die.
He got shot six times.
Why don’t you fucking die?
Are you sayin’ I can’t shoot?
I’m not saying you can’t shoot. I know you can’t shoot.
The dog must have ate it.
I create the bodies. I don’t erase the bodies.
This will get messy.
He’s been shot in the face. I would’ve thought that was obvious.
It’s just impossible to kill the bastard.
I don’t want to put a bullet in your face, but if you don’t give us exactly what we want, there will be fucking murder.
Shoot him.
Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea.
You’re a dead man! You hear me? A fucking dead man.
He’s a dangerous bastard.
Do you want to shoot him?
Do you want to stab him?
Do you want to kill him or not?
I wasn’t asking. I was telling.
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saviorgavin-blog · 8 years ago
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◆ —— SAMUEL L JACKSON MOVIE QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
“You think you’re the only superhero in the world?”
“I still believe in heroes.”
“I recognise that a decision has been made, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”
“I’m asking, what are you prepared to do?”  
“I did what I did to protect people.”
“You’re wrong about me. I do share. I’m nice like that.”
“I cancelled the gala because of you. Anybody willing to donate that much deserves a private dinner. Come in.”
“Gotta admit, I was really intrigued to meet you. There aren’t many billionaires I don’t know.”
“Do I look like I give a fuck?”
“I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me.”
“You think it could go on like this forever? Living like this with no consequences?”
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
“Do as I say, and you live.”
“Because if you die, then all of this was for nothing.”
“What’s the first thing I ever said to you?”
“ I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that’s when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.”
“What’s your deepest fear?”
“Goddamn girl, you gettin’ high already?”
“How’d you find me?”
“Is she dead, yes or no?”
“What the fuck you doin’ knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?”
“You keep fuckin’ with me, you’re gonna be asleep forever.”
“I’m serious as a heart attack.”
“This you and me talking, is this like a lawyer-client thing, and you can’t repeat nothing I tell you?”
“There ain’t nothing you want to tell me before we get out of this car, is there?”
“Motherfucker hung up on me. You believe this shit?”
“English, motherfucker, do you speak it?”
“Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.”
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saviorgavin-blog · 8 years ago
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◆ —— QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIE QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
“What should we drink to, sir?”
“So, who are your three handsome escorts?”
“I’m a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you’re a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest.”
“I love rumours! Facts can be so misleading, where rumours, true or false, are often revealing.”
“Just keep your fuckin’ mouth shut. In fact, why don’t you start practising, right now!”
“There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.”
“I’ve had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.”
“But you fucked her anyway?”
“There ain’t nothing you want to tell me before we get out of this car, is there?” 
“This you and me talking, is this like a lawyer-client thing, and you can’t repeat nothing I tell you?”
“Hey, keep your fucking mouth shut, all right? I mean it, not one fucking word!”
“You keep fuckin’ with me, you’re gonna be asleep forever.”
“What the fuck you doin’ knockin on the door like the god damn police? You wanna die?”
“Is she dead, yes or no?”
“God damn girl, you gettin’ high already?”
“Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!”
“My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass.”
“So, what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It’s a topic I’m very interested in.”
“That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good.” 
“Nobody kills anyone in my store except me.”
“Any time of the day is a good time for pie.”
“It’s none of your business, mister!” 
“Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.” 
“You lookin at something, friend?” 
“Tell that fuckin’ bitch to chill!”
“What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.”
“This is not my fuckin’ problem, man!”
“I think I cracked a rib.” 
“I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me.” 
“I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that’s when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.”
“Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he’s wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings?”
“Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.” 
“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.” 
“Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.”
“I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.” 
“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more God damn time!” 
“English, motherfucker, do you speak it?”
“I’m gonna fuckin’ die! I’m gonna fuckin’ die!”
“Hey, I’ve changed my mind. Shoot this piece of shit, will ya?”
“Motherfucker, I’m trying to watch 'The Lost Boys’!”
“Was that as good for you as it was for me?”
“You wanna fuck with me? I’ll show ya who you’re fuckin’ with!”
“If I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn’t even throw you to the posse.”
“Excuse me for not being the world’s biggest Madonna fan.”
“Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.”
“Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?”
“You almost killed me! Asshole! If I knew what kind of a guy you were, I never would’ve agreed to work with you!”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“I don’t wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you’re standing in my way, one way or the other, you’re gettin’ outta my way.”
“You keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.”
“Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless.”
“Let me get this straight: you don’t ever tip?”
“You kill anybody?”
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saviorgavin-blog · 8 years ago
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                                              ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏʟᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴛ                                ɪɴᴅ. / sᴇʟ. ɢᴀᴠɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ
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saviorgavin-blog · 8 years ago
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LINKIN PARK MEME.  Rest in peace, Chester Bennington. Your talent and wonderful personality gave so many people so much hope during their darkest of times, and you will be forever missed.
PAPERCUT.
Why does it feel like night today?
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia is all I got left.
I know what it feels like to have a voice in the back of my head.
It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back.
It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head.
It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within.
Your paranoia’s probably worse.
I don’t know what set me off first.
ONE STEP CLOSER.
I cannot take this anymore.
I find bliss in ignorance.
I’m about to break.
I need a little room to breathe.
I’m one step closer to the edge.
I wish I could find a way to disappear.
Shut up when I’m talking to you.
POINTS OF AUTHORITY.
Forfeit the game.
You can’t run the race.
You just won’t last.
You love the way I look at you.
My pride is broken.
You like to think you’re never wrong.
You live with what you’ve learned.
You have to act like you’re someone.
You want someone to hurt like you.
CRAWLING.
These wounds they will not heal.
There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface.
This lack of self-control I fear is never-ending.
My walls are closing in.
I’ve felt this way before.
IN THE END.
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try.
Time is a valuable thing.
I wasted it all just to watch you go.
I kept everything inside.
Even though I tried, it all fell apart.
I tried so hard and got so far.
In the end? It doesn’t even matter.
I had to fall to lose it all.
You’re acting like I was part of your property.
You fought with me.
Things aren’t the way they were before.
You wouldn’t even recognise me anymore.
I’ve put my trust in you.
MY DECEMBER.
I just wish I didn’t feel.
I take back all the things I said.
I’d give it all away just to have somewhere to go.
I’d give it all away just to have someone to come home to.
This is all I need.
BREAKING THE HABIT.
Memories consume like an opening wound.
You all assume I’m safe here.
I don’t want to be the one.
I’m the one confused.
I don’t know what’s worth fighting for.
I don’t know why I instigate and say what I don’t mean.
I don’t know how I got this way.
I know it’s not alright.
I had no options left.
I’m the one at fault.
I’ll never fight again.
This is how it ends.
NUMB.
I’m tired of being what you want me to be.
I don’t know what you’re expecting of me.
I’m under the pressure of walking in your shoes.
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
I’ve become so numb.
I can’t feel you there.
All I want is to be more like me and be less like you.
Can’t you see that you’re smothering me?
Everything that you thought I would be has fallen apart right in front of you.
I may end up failing.
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.
LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST.
I dreamed I was missing.
You were so scared.
No one would listen because no one else cared.
What am I leaving when I’m done here?
Forget the wrong that I’ve done.
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.
Don’t resent me.
Keep me in your memory.
Don’t be afraid.
I’ve taken my beating.
I’m strong on the surface.
I’ve never been perfect.
I’ve never been perfect, but neither have you.
Save me from myself.
SHADOW OF THE DAY.
Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple.
Sometimes goodbye’s the only way.
The sun will set for you.
Your friends all plead for you to stay.
Sometimes beginnings aren’t so simple.
WHAT I’VE DONE.
There’s no need.
I’ve drawn regret from the truth.
Let mercy come and wash away what I’ve done.
Let go of what I’ve done.
I’m forgiving what I’ve done.
FAINT.
I said goodbye.
All I could think was I need a way to dig through the damage.
I see you takin’ advantage.
I found another reason to do this.
I wanna find a way to rattle you.
I’m not done.
There’s nothing left.
Darkness turned to light.
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saviorgavin-blog · 8 years ago
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I LOVE A MONSTER SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ How could you ever love a monster like me? ❜ ❛ How can you love a monster? ❜ ❛ I love you, even if you’re a monster. ❜ ❛ You’re aren’t a monster on the inside. ❜ ❛ I’m a monster who doesn’t deserve your love. ❜ ❛ You are a monster very deserving of love. ❜ ❛ Monster or not, I love you. That’s never going to change. ❜ ❛ I dont care if youre a monster, I love you. ❜ ❛ You aren’t a monster! Don’t say that! ❜ ❛ Shhh, I will always love you, monster or not. ❜ ❛ You being a monster doesn’t change my feelings for you. ❜ ❛ For who could ever love a monster? ❜ ❛ You are a monster who I love dearly. ❜ ❛ I love you, monster and all. ❜ ❛ I don’t see a monster when we’re together. ❜ ❛ I am blinded with love for I don’t see a monster at all. ❜ ❛ I will love you even if you are a monster. ❜ ❛ I told you I am a monster, to stay away.. ❜ ❛ I’m a monster who cant guarantee you’re safety. ❜ ❛ I will die before I let you being a monster separate us. ❜ ❛ Are you saying you’re a monster because you dont love me? ❜ ❛ I don’t feel any less for you, if anything I feel even more for you. ❜ ❛ I’m just a woman/man standing here confessing my love for this monster. ❜ ❛ So what if you are a monster? I still love you. ❜ ❛ Its a good thing I love for who you are, even if that’s a monster. ❜ ❛ I’m glad I was never afraid of monsters then since I’m in love with one.. ❜ ❛ I love you even if you are a monster. ❜ ❛ I’m not opposed to being in love with a monster..  ❜ ❛ So what if you are a monster? Everyone has a little monster in them..  ❜ ❛ I’m going to love you at the end of the day, even if you’re a monster.  ❜ ❛ Nothing could ever stop me from loving you, even you being a monster. ❜ ❛ I’ll love you anyway, monster or not, I love you and that is real.  ❜ ❛ You think being a monster is going to make me not love you? ❜  ❛ You are a monster who has someone deeply in love. ❜ ❛ Monster or not, I will always have these feelings for you. ❜ ❛ I love you for who you are and if that’s a monster, then I’m glad to say so. ❜ ❛ If it’s a monster I love, I’m not ashamed. ❜ ❛ I’m not ashamed to be in love with a monster, especially a monster like you. ❜ ❛ Even monsters need love. ❜ ❛ I love you even more now, because you are a monster. ❜ ❛ Love is blind, which I’m thankful for, even if you are a monster. ❜  ❛ And I still love you at the end of the day. ❜ ❛ It’s okay to love a monster. ❜ ❛ If it’s a monster I’m in love with then I’m glad to say so.  ❜ ❛ You are a monster whom I love very much, nothing could change that. ❜ ❛ You are not such a monster when I look at you. ❜ ❛ I love you for the monster that you are. ❜ ❛ Nothing could keep me from you, especially you being a monster. ❜ ❛ I’m happy be in love with a beautiful monster like you. ❜
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EUGENE   //   ALWAYSASURVIVOR.
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“Now that is a rather pessimistic assumption to make.”  Eugene had forced Gavin into a rather philosophical conversation, so he really didn’t have anyone to blame but himself when his fellow Savior snapped at him.  However, he hadn’t realized the debate on good and evil would grow so heated.  “The world is a much different place than it was before the virus hit. We cannot go by the same standards of morality as we had previously.”
           Eugene’s optimism didn’t surprise Gavin. There were a lot of people here who lived with similar attitudes. Believed themselves to be the BETTER MAN seeking a BETTER FUTURE.  The world hadn’t spoiled them or crushed their hopes, but it would. Soon enough, the world would spoil EVERYONE.    ❛ Bullshit. I been fightin’ wars long before people started COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD and we managed our morals just fine back then. Didn’t kill no people in their sleep or bash their brains in on the sidewalk. We fought together and we fought with INTERGRITY. Never left a man behind. ❜    It wasn’t like that now. Had to be survival of the fittest and The Saviors were determined to be the winners of that title. Gavin RESPECTED their leader, he did, but respect didn’t mean he had to agree with all his decisions. He just had to follow them nonetheless.    ❛ None of us are GOOD PEOPLE now, Eugene. Not us, not Negan. Not Rick Grimes. We keep the people that matter to us alive and fuck the rest, right? Don’t matter if it’s someone else’s kid or brother, or wife as long as it ain’t ours. Fact is, we’ve all got BLOOD ON OUR HANDS and it’s just a matter of time before our blood ends up on someone else’s. ❜
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NEGAN QUOTES PART 1 SENTENCE STARTERS.
Pissing our pants yet? 
Boy, do I have a feeling we’re getting close.
It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
Which one of you pricks is the leader?
And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people.
You have no idea how not cool that shit is.
But I think you’re gonna be up to speed shortly.
You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.
And the new world order is this, and it’s really very simple.
So, even if you’re stupid, which you very may well be, you can understand it.
Give me your shit or I will kill you.
Now, I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.
You ruled the roost.
In fact, you are pegged, more pegged if you don’t do what I want.
And if that’s too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it’ll even out sooner or later.
The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
You try to stop us and we will knock it down.
You understand? What, no answer? You don’t really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you? I don’t want to kill you people.
You can’t do that if you’re dead, now, can you? I’m not growing a garden.
I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
Sucks, don’t it? The moment you realize you don’t know shit.
Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy’s other eye out and feed it to his father and then we’ll start.
What? Was the joke that bad? I’m gonna kill you.
I mean, what do you have left without them? A whole lot of work.
And if not, well, we can just turn these people inside out, won’t we? I mean the ones that are left.
Don’t make me get up again.
You are mine.
The people back there – they are mine.
You guys, look at my dirty girl!
Sweetheart Lay your eyes on this.
Were you – Were you together? That sucks.
The whole thing – not one bit of that shit flies here.
Now, I already told you people – first one’s free, then – what’d I say? I said I would shut that shit down! No exceptions.
Now, I don’t know what kind of lying assholes you’ve been dealing with but I’m a man of my word.
I just popped your skull so hard, your eyeball just popped out, and it is gross as shit!
She is a vampire bat.
Now, I really want you to try this time.
Speak when you’re spoken to.
That trip was about the way that you looked at me.
This is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.
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Send me👌 for my muse to give yours a compliment!
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AVPSY inspired rp starters (part 1/?) Feel free to change pronouns !
‘‘It’s a nervous tick. I slow down whenever I have to hurry up.’‘
‘‘Don’t be such a guppy!’‘
‘‘Be merciful and kill us quickly!’‘
‘‘I’m not a child anymore– I’m seventeen years old.’‘
‘‘Why the hell can’t you kids just let me do my job for once?’‘
‘‘You little knuckleheads better be packed and ready to leave for school after breakfast!’‘
‘‘He’s writing a lovesong for his girlfriend.’‘
‘‘We haven’t been spending much time together cause she’s really into these young adult novels lately.’‘
‘‘He’s like the most talented, famous, beautiful wizard ever!’‘
‘‘I don’t like how those books objectify men.’‘
‘‘I consider myself a very reasonable uptight-bitch but if you expect me to believe that cockamamie excuse then you’ve got another thing coming.’‘
‘‘ Who’s responsible for this severe property damage?‘‘
‘‘ Sounds intellectually stimulating!‘‘
‘‘ You’re too kind for your own good, and a little too foxy for mine.‘‘
‘‘A forbidden love between a young girl and a Dracula monster. Twilight. Now a major motion picture.’‘
‘‘Well, you know what they say about an old hat! It fits like a glove!‘‘
‘‘This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just that “you’re cramping my style”.’‘
‘‘Always dance!’‘
‘‘ Are you guys making fun of me?‘‘
‘‘ Care for a friendly dance-off?’‘
‘‘Katniss Everdeen is my idol.’‘
‘‘ My real passion… is fan fiction.’‘
‘‘ This makes Fifty Shades of Grey look like a book for kids!‘‘
‘‘ I’m just worried cause she hasn’t been hanging out around us lately.’‘
‘‘I hate Snickers.’‘
‘‘ I always imagined my dad was something incredible! Like a firefighter! Or an astronaut! Or a ballerina!‘‘
‘‘ If you want them to accept you, you’ve got to accept them.‘‘
‘‘ You don’t have to lie to make me feel better.’‘
‘‘ All she does is fish for compliments.’‘
‘‘ I’m nothing but a no-good, low-down, rotten… fat, ugly, cheating scumbag.‘‘
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Gavin now has a more detailed BIOGRAPHY PAGE. 
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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, GAVIN PARKS.   He might not come across as the typical father-figure to those who meet him but trust me. Becoming a dad was the best thing that ever happened to Gavin. His greatest achievement. Marrying his highschool sweetheart, Jennifer, at eighteen, their son was born almost ten years later when Gavin was twenty seven. They’d spent ages trying and began to fear the worst, when it happened. Their precious, little miracle named Christopher. Gavin almost missed the birth after being stationed in Afghanistan, however he managed to get leave just in time. Jennifer was born to be a mother. In moments when Gavin was strict, she was the voice of reason. Where he was close-minded, she became an open book. The two levelled each other out with the perfect balance and he thought that was it. His happily ever after. When Chris was six, another little girl in the form of his niece came into their lives. Her father, Gavin’s brother, killed both himself and his girlfriend while drink-driving, and they refused to see Florence go into care. She became one of their own. When Jennifer began to show signs of dementia, it was through the support of his children that Gavin managed to cope. It was this support that kept him going after the outbreak too, their mother sacrificing herself to a herd of walkers to give the rest of them a head start. Though Gavin lost himself to grief for a while, Christopher, then 15, protected both him and Florence. The group later joined The Saviors and for a few years, they were safe. They were together and they were a family. Until Christopher turned 20. The moment he was old enough, he stationed himself at the Satellite outpost and he was just one of the unfortunate souls that the people of Alexandria killed during their attack. His first and last son, murdered in his sleep like he was nothing. Florence remains alive and well, living at The Sanctuary, both her and her surrogate father remaining loyal to Negan, thankful for everything he has done for them. In certain interactions, Negan and Gavin were friends before the outbreak and Negan was Christopher’s godson. If you don’t believe me, google Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Billy Burke.
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