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@guiltiest-gear

Hey girlie, it's dangerous to go alone, take these!

2x Estrogen Pipe Bomb have been added to your inventory

Go wreack havoc 😈

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shoutout to the people currently in saw traps. you’re gonna make it out of this. unless you’re morally impure or otherwise unworthy of surviving ☺️

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they must have the world's most furtive smoke breaks over at jigsaw hq

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I mean, that's gonna depend on if our hands are actually free for holding, cuz if we're strapped down then what do we do?

if we were in a saw trap together and the main character of the movie had to choose one of us to sacrifice, would you hold my hand while we both waited to see who would be deemed more worthy of living by a biased eye, knowing that no matter who survives, both of us will be haunted by our connection until our deaths? or are you going to be a little bitch about this?

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i bought an embroidery machine and to test it i made a shitty saw traps patch!

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If you smacked his head your hand would bounce right off his solid Lego hair

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Creepy Jigsaw Costume...

if jigsaw was a mob boss, this is what his enforcers would look like

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getting served but instead of a subpoena or divorce papers it’s an order to participate in a saw trap

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having anxiety is a lot like having an imaginary jigsaw in your brain. hello amanda your friend was a little annoyed when you made that joke about them being bad at texting back. please grovel yourself in front of your friend until they decide to forgive you. like fuck off cunt.

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Technically! The trap is for them both!

Y'see, Jeff and Lynn's son was killed in a car accident, I believe a hit and run? The pair started growing distant due to grief and ended up neglecting their daughter, Jeff became angry towards everyone involved in the investigation and such (a witness who didn't say anything, the judge who gave the driver a sentence more lenient than Jeff thought he should've had, and the driver himself who killed the son), while Lynn starts having an affair. Both of them get abducted, as does the daughter who will be used as a bargaining chip in the trials.

For Jeff he's put through a trial of sorts, deciding the fates of those involved in the investigation in individual traps to encourage him to let go of his wrath and forgive, meanwhile for Lynn she's made to help Amanda keep John alive not just as part of Jeff's trial, but as her own test of care and loyalty in a sense -- if she goes outside of a certain range of John, or he dies, the shotgun collar will go off. It's also a test for Amanda as well! Cuz see, John's figured out that she's been rigging traps to become unescapeable, and so he wants to put her to the test, to see if she can let go of her own anger and allow traps to go how they should.

Amanda fails her own test, and as Jeff walks into the room he sees Amanda pointing a gun at Lynn preparing to kill her, so he shoots her. Then he grabs a rotary saw blade and slits John's neck, and in his dying moments John plays a tape that explains that John held the location to the kidnapped daughter, and now Jeff will never get that location. Then the shotgun collar goes off and kills his wife.

sawtwt got community noted

i think lynn was based for cheating on her shit ass husband jeff. she should have cheated again with amanda in front of john kramer and everyone

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Boy I am not good at this sideblog thing

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*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

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Hello, Professor Layton. I’d like to play a game.

Throughout this room are a multitude of ordinary items.

If at any point in the next 60 minutes you state that one of these items reminds you of a puzzle, you will be sent to the Shadow Realm.

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thanks @that-dumpster-angel-from-space for the idea

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