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baseball has me like a zoo animal chewing its arm off in its enclosure while zookeepers assure the concerned public that this is an expression of joy

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i can't believe we're 28.5 games into the season and we still have legitimate things to be hopeful about

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my friend gave me chocolate chip cookies today 🖤

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every male silent video game protagonist needs to be topped

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some ds9 doodles :)

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ykw i joke but i'm happy for joey bart he is thriving with the pirates and he was never gonna have a chance to get a piece of the spotlight on the giants after patrick bailey came up which is not his fault. good for him

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Belleville Nuclear Power Plant, France, 1986. Photo by Hans-Peter Bärtschi.

(ETH Library)

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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

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thinking abt yesterday when i was showing a coworker my journal bc she was curious what kind of notebook i used and i opened it to the bookmark to show her what the paper was like and written at the bottom of the last paragraph (a rant-response to a dumbass atlantic article about religion i'd read earlier that day) in all caps and underlined was KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

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having 1 friend in my city is so exponentially better than having 0 friends in my city its kind of shocking how much of a difference it makes

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me and Clifford Prince King for his series “Let me know when you get home” shot in Syracuse, New York

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