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imagine you proxy fucked your annoying older brother and your dad STILL won't let you try a piña colada on your tropical beach vacation. sucks

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another au where lochlan dies and piper and saxon find each other in their grief and piper pretends sax is lochlan and saxon pretends piper is lochlan and they both wear his clothes and feel dizzy when they call each other his name and it's a sick sad game of house neither of them knows how to end or if they even want it to so it just goes on and on until neither of them know where each other begins and their grief ends. send post

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it's so hot that on top of everything else they were almost victims of filicide 😍😍😍

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Another amazon package for the white buddhist

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the fact that I have two anons sitting in my in askbox right now vehemently stating that Saxon is the only victim in this situation is crazy lmao. like have we really never been exposed to toxic fiction where someone has to reap what they sow? do people truly believe Saxon is some innocent straight dude who was behaving normally towards his brother and sister on that vacation? One of these anons straight up stated that Saxon was basically just doing regular boys will be boys locker room talk and it's Lochlan's perversion that made it weird and gay. On one level it's hilarious to suggest that a guy who asks his barely legal brother "what kind of porn do you like?" as pillow talk or openly suggests that their sister is hot and trying to get Lochlan to agree is 'normal' but on another it's kind of alarming because THOSE ARE NOT NORMAL BROTHERLY ACTIONS LOL. both are bizarre and show absolutely no adherence to social norms or boundaries within their family.

Now, do I think Saxon would have EVER engaged in a sexual activity with Lochlan without the influence of illicit drugs? No. He is insanely repressed and so far inside of his straight guy mind palace I don't really see that as a possibility. Was it hard to watch Saxon in a vulnerable, sexual situation when he was completely out of his mind on alcohol and drugs? Yes, of course it was! But never forget Saxon basically told Lochlan verbatim that it was fine and even openly encouraged him to let other people around him get sloppy in order to better take advantage of them later on. He's a pretty fucked up person overall, I'm honestly kinda surprised that we're still having this conversation lmao

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prior to their hook up at the full moon party, it's pretty obvious Saxon really really wants everyone around them to get the impression that he and Lochlan are super close with each other. Saxon is constantly pulling Lochlan aside for private conversations, watching to gauge the reaction on Lochy's face after all his attempts at being charming or funny, rubbing up his back, massaging his shoulders, pinching his cheeks and speaking closely in hushed tones. It's like Saxon literally cannot keep himself away from Lochy even with all his talk about how he can't wait to get laid constantly hanging in the air between them.

Also funny to later contextualize that behavior through Chloe and Chelsea's perspectives lol. Like oh so that's why the big one couldn't stop telling us about his barely legal younger brother, everything makes so much sense now! Chloe and Chelsea had to have just been thinking 'oh this explains a lot' bc NONE of Saxon's behavior towards Lochlan ever seemed normal to anyone who has a pair of functioning eyes or a brain lol

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if Lochlan somehow fucked up and accidentally got Chloe pregnant Saxon would be absolutely livid that he wasn't the one who baby trapped him. like obviously he probably wouldn't be able to contextualize his feelings about it in that way, but that's what they'd be. that's why he would immediately seeing red and screaming at Lochlan about throwing his whole life away. I know it, you know it, we all know it (except for Saxon ofc lol)

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saxon's absolute horror at chloe remembering the threesome is so funny. king, you set that up! you stayed in that room! you climbed in that bed! but he is so so scared that someone outside of his family saw him and his brother and his insane behaviour and recognized it as such. "everyone has their thing," and saxon loses his mind. amazing. cinema. thank you michael white

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never ever ever forget that it is a canon fact given to us by god himself that lochlan enjoys being choked during sex. and he gives his big brother the sweetest, most unguarded smile as it's happening. this is why I don't understand ppl who watched that scene and didn't go clinically insane for these freaks like it was literally invented in a lab to make us go crazy sorry!!

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they look SO fine here

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I love you forced ingestion. I love you "swallow it all." I love you moments of chanting "do it do it do it" in unison for someone to swallow a pill. I love you sticky white around his mouth. I love you throat flexing, adams apple bobbing. I love you poison and vomit and drowning. I love you physical vulnerability to the point of no return. I love you I love you I love you amen

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Victoria Ratliff was literally having SUCH a good vacation until all of her assets were seized by the FBI, her husband tried to kill her, her daughter wanted to move to a monastery, one of her sons got jerked off by his brother on drugs while the other one did the jerking off and then died. wild shit lol

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you know what. if i had to spend every day with this angelic little face staring deeply into my eyes and laughing at every 1st grader level joke i tried to make, maybe i too would become psychosexually obsessed with the idea of spending my whole vacation orchestrating a scenario in which i get to watch and participate in him losing his virginity. who knows. who am i to judge saxon ratliff. enough starry eyed smiles like this and any rational man would have his breaking point.

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it's kinda funny lochlan's the one who actually got poisoned bc I truly believe saxon's the one who could really benefit from being phantom threaded

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saxloch top/bottom discourse is so funny to me because I think both sides are valid but I also personally see saxloch as a pairing that transcends any traditional notions of 'top and bottom' bc it encapsulates something far more interesting to me. yep, you guessed it. the one and only tried and true dynamic - two dogs walking each other on a leash. you simply cannot go wrong with two dogs walking each other on a leash. it's the ultimate. two dogs chasing each other's tails bc they can't tell themselves apart. no one is doing it like them. stunning

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saw a bumper sticker that said "I ❤️ my gay dog" and my first thought was omg I too love lochlan ratliff sweetest puppy boy ever