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What a terraformed Venus with realistic climates would look like 

by MrCactus04

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hey I work hard to make this mars hill into a mars hole I mean hole I mean hole I mean hole I mean hole I mean

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Hi, I'm Achilles and I'm a transmasc demiboy 16 year old currently trying to raise money to get binders to help with chest dysphoria, the fundraiser lasts for 11 more days so I would really appreciate if you could either donate or boost this maybe even tag popular queer blogs to get out there, thanks a bunch!!!

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so my partner has this cat named basil, and when they got her she was as calm as could be, very quiet and still on the car ride home. approximately one (1) week later, the walls in their house had been reduced to sawdust. she’s a bastard :)

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american sex ed be like “oh sex? you mean a DISGUSTING act of SIN that our LORD will sentence you to BURN in HELL for ETERNITY over? You fucking piece of shit eleven year old? is that what you’re talking about? you fucking goddamn fucker? fuck you. no you can’t know how vagina is pronounced, learn about it from boys who yell at you on the street like the rest of us”

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I was in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade a few days ago and I can confidently tell you that when you’re out there, playing to the largest audience you’ll probably ever play for, millions cheering you on in the streets of the most famous city in earth, the only thing that’s gonna be going through your head is “my fucking feet hurt so goddamn bad right now”

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just thought i’d pop back on here for a sec to say i’m non-binary now and i’ve had about five times as much iced coffee as water in the last month so yeah college is neat

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kopczynski typing MLMB: “Mountain Lion Marching Band™️”

my brain, every fucking time: “Men Loving Men Band”

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how many times do we have to say "you will never ever be able to tell with 100% certainty who is and isn't trans in any given group of people unless they all individually want to tell you and policy based around the assumption that you can will fail terribly" before cis people start taking it seriously. just wondering

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reblog if you’ve seen a cow

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once I was on my private instagram account (which has this godforsaken blog in the bio) and I accidentally liked my future professor’s comment on some post and I swear to god I have never:

a) unliked a comment so fast

b) blocked anyone so fast

c) taken down the textpost asking no one in particular (and I quote), “whose cock do I need to suck to get a fucking audition?”

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bet none of y’all sad fucks took six inches of purple plastic dick in the ass last tuesday. I wonder what that’s like

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so much shit has happened to me in the last week literally I was traumatized on two separate occasions within three days and manipulated by my best friend’s mother like hello I am ~eighteen~ why do I have to be responsible for whether someone I love lives or dies can I not just get pegged by my girlfriend in peace

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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

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next year i’m going to be attending a liberal arts university that’s also christian with a population of 1100 students and if you’d told me that six months ago I would’ve thrown up in my mouth a little bit

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new favorite game to play while out in public: “Republican or Vaccinated?” it’s fun bc it’s extremely easy in the Mars Hill, NC Ingles