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I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

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BRADY SKJEI Postgame Quotes | April 30, 2024

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ready to rock - 11.4.2023

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CAR @ NYI - Round 1, Game 4  April 23, 2023 | © Josh Lavallee

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need the magic to play that damn song ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

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by Joshua Williams

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if i had super speed im sure people would be like "how could you possibly have super speed" and i would be like "ok, ill prove it. name something you can get at a grocery store" and they would be like "hmmm okay. cheddar cheese" and then i would use my super speed to shave their head completely bald almost instantly. theyll never see it coming

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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

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that shit doesn't fit bro. it sticks out like a sword thumb. it's like a scared pig in a round hole

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