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PROTECTING ME FROM MOTHS

PROTECTING ME FROM BADGERS & MICE 

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“work wife” let’s take this to the next level. Work ex-wife. we had something once

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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guy who doesn't even talk to me at the store. guy who points at the product that he wants while staring at me like I'm some sort of app that they put in a body

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less fanfiction is inherently bad and therefore shameful to joke about dante or shakespeare or any number of classic works being fanfiction due to their referential and intertextual nature and more damn isnt it crazy derivative and intertextual works have been like one of the major pillars of storytelling for millennia and now suddenly this is like illegal to do with modern works without a studio executive or lawyers or formal contracts and money exchanging hands and one of the few legally ignored ways to still do that is exclusively available to people writing mostly anonymously in specific communities for amateurs with highly specific community interests and norms and storytelling desires who can receive no money or great fame from this endeavor lest the lawyers come after you because this is also still not really legal anyways its genuinely fucked up you suddenly cant just write books about a bunch of characters created by other people less than 100 years ago and reinterpret and reengage with them in exciting new ways

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not the first time you meet, but the first time you recognize each other.

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time blindness is crazy I have to leave for work in 4 hours and I'm already stressed about going to the store beforehand to buy eggs. the store that is a 3 minute walk from my house

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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Say something weird when ordering your coffee, go to work and talk to no one, put something up your ass, take someone else’s prescription amphetamines then stake yourself in the heart and scream like tom and Jerry and then go to sleep and do it all again

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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This post is about the time I took a ride in guy’s Iroc

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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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