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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet

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fucking amazing trying to be pro-drug on this site while half the userbase believes the only people who should be allowed to smoke tobacco are single childless homeowners in detached properties who exhale directly into the vacuum cleaner and then kill themselves to avoid burdening the health system

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ate 2 much gnocchi. #dying

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teach me how to dougie october verssion: creepy how to mummy

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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