bitch it's basically summer your bold to think that my pj's will not be only a oversize hoodie or t-shirt
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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”
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alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone
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The urge to learn every language and play every instrument and travel the world and live through every historical time period and be a writer and a poet and an actor and
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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