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[based on this legendary post]

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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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tumblr are you telling me something

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

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ID credit: 7555554168 on 小红书

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i did a redraw

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SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

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Thinking about how despite the fact that he doesn’t remember gemma mark s is LITERALLY born out of his love for her. Like he loved her so much he was CHOKING ON HER GHOST (!!!) and created a new version of himself who didn’t have to remember losing her. It’s a super fucked up subversion of loving someone to the point of creation; I love you so much I created a version of myself that never knew you. And he still feels it down there he just doesn’t know what it is!! What the fuck!!!

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i love watching severance bc im too stupid to understand all the nuances or downright dont notice them so every week i tune in to watch the new episode, be confused for an hour and at the end say "damn this is fire cant wait for the new episode🔥🔥"

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capybara yellow lake

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painting of a capybara next to a yellow lake on the forest

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MERRY CAPYMAS!!!!

Hope you have a merry and BRIGHT holiday season!

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Capybara from Old School RuneScape