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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck
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evil advisor indeed.com
glassdoor evil advisor
evil advisor careers
entry level evil advisor position
evil advisor work from home
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Mel Bochner, Out of Nowhere, (acrylic on cut-and-pasted paper over acrylic on canvas), 1996 [© Mel Bochner]
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being in academia is kind of like where you're on everest and you see the frozen bodies of the other people who've tried it strewn about everywhere and you think "okay, but that's them and i'm me"
#i keep meeting people who tell me they tried to do the thing i'm trying to but didn't get anywhere#they were all very encouraging like maybe you'll get it!#but. haha. welp
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The trouble with chasing after recs for fucked up media is that a lot of allegedly fucked up media is enamoured with the idea of being fucked up, but it's not actually fucked up about anything. The form is there, but not the substance. However, there's no way to communicate this to anyone who doesn't already Get It without sounding like a maniac.
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one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people
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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up
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Rewatched Castle of Cagliostro for the one billionth time ❤️❤️❤️
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
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