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me: i’m such a hero of justice. i’m heromoding. i’m going to slay every single villain with my blade and save everyone

friend’s eggy tgirl older brother: hey why does my dialogue tag say that

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for years the only thing on my laptop's desktop was this photo of john cena that i named "i know i'm marrying your mother but you don't have to call me dad unless you want to.jpeg"

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she boppy say nothing

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yeah im a gamer

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Okay. Is it an adult cartoon or is it a familyguylike

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gah! all my finest blokes! encased in ice! what will i do now?

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meme economy dried up… this the only meme we have right now

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bad luck brian meme that says WAKES UP BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL | STRANGLED WITH PIANO WIRE WHILE BRUSHING HIS TEETH. THE CRAZIEST PART? HE WASN'T EVEN THE TARGET! THE ASSASSIN WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO RESEMBLE THE TARGET! UPON REALIZING HIS MISTAKE, THE ASSASSIN COMMITS SUICIDE WITH HIS HANDGUN IN THE SAME ROOM. DUE TO THE DIFFERING NATURE OF THEIR DEATHS, THEY REACH DIVINE JUDGEMENT AT THE SAME TIME. THE ASSASSIN, NATURALLY, IS CONDEMNED TO HELL, WHILE BRIAN, WHO WAS LARGELY A NOBODY IN LIFE, IS GRANTED ENTRY TO HEAVEN AS COMMON COURTESY. HOWEVER, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD MAKES A MISTAKE, AND THEIR SENTENCES ARE SWITCHED JUST BEFORE THEY DEPART; THE ASSASSIN ASCENDS TO HEAVEN, WHILE BRIAN IS DAMNED TO BOIL IN A POT IN HELL FOR ETERNITY. AND GOD DOESN'T CARE ENOUGH TO FIX IT! HE COULD SEND BRIAN TO PARADISE WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS, BUT BRIAN IS SO UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT THAT EVEN GOD, WITH HIS INFINITE LOVE FOR HUMANITY, CANNOT MUSTER THE EMPATHY TO SAVE HIS IMMORTAL SOUL!

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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weird girl wednesday starring noelle

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getting into a game called "playing pretender" where i point to a random place in europe, declare that i am the actual rightful heir to that county/duchy/whatever, and then try to find out who i have to assassinate to get it back by finding whoever would have the most "legitimate" noble claim to it that is alive right now except really this game should be renamed to "am i killing king Felipe VI of Spain today or is it another round of poison for motorsports driver Ferdinand Habsburg", except that name sucks because the game sucks and it isn't even accurate because i have to kill karl von habsburg before i get to ferdinand anyway. sometimes i get to kill both and that's fun.

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quick diagram

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They are doing Laura Palmer shit to the Deltarune Christmas Deergirl