scalycabbage
scalycabbage
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scalycabbage · 11 months ago
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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the necromancer controlling biden last night must have been really low on mana
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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Ok gotta talk about it.
As a Jewish historian, I fucking hate Israel in ways most probably will never be able to comprehend. I'm going to try and explain it anyways. The central creation myth of Israel is that it is Jewish, and then consequently, that Israel is a part of Jewishness. Its easy to simply state this is false, but fully comprehending this and putting it into practice in thought and deed seems rare to me.
The evil at the heart of this violence predates the recent acceleration of genocide. Israel is a colony, and more than that, an antisemitic fraud itself. After WW2, when Israel was being founded, the Jews of Europe generally did not wave goodbye to their neighbors and head to the promised land. Many were expelled from their homes. Zionism itself, as an action, was a false choice at the time. A mere excuse to place an ally in the middle east, and an excuse to complete the expulsion and destruction of the European Jew. The Zionist Jew is more than complicit in this, they actively seek the destruction and assimilation of all other Jews.
Many fail to realize, and largely because of Israel, that Jews are not inherently white, Ashkenazi, European-descended people. Our faith and culture has an immense variety that is spread all across the globe. Jewishness, in population and volume of culture, exists more so outside of Israel than within it. Israel is for a very specific kind of Jew. The kind that lets Yiddish die, that attaches themselves to European things, that makes themselves and their practices as white as possible.
And they have the nerve, the fucking belligerent GALL, to frame themselves as the necessary saviors of our people. To the Zionist, questioning Israel is to question Jewishness itself. They bake adoration for the colonial machine into their very prayers, and push them on us even as children. To *not* oppress, to *not* kill, to *not* genocide, is to invite death. This is the core of fascistic thought, of course. "Kill them before they kill us." And they KNOW this too, they really do. The truth of that irony does not matter, because as is true for all fascists, the truth itself does not matter to them. They wanted this, they wanted this even before the British saw it in their best interest to give them the land. Any excuse to RETVRN, as the neo-nazis say of Rome, or the German Empire, or whatever the fuck stupid country they want to poorly animate the corpse of. Some select Zionists even *sided with the fucking Nazis* in agreement they should abandon Europe to colonize Palestine. (Haavara Agreement)
My people have proved time and time and time again you don't need a nation state to have an enduring culture. We have protected ourselves for thousands of years without the help of these spiteful, doom-saying maniacs. I was going to post something like this on Passover, but that would be hypocritical. The state of Israel doesn't actually have shit to do with Jewishness. שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל יְה Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn. [my best translation] Hear Israel (beginning of a prayer in Hebrew) I should outlive him long enough to bury him. (an old Yiddish curse)
Free Palestine. Donate what you can, they need it right now.
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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on a multiple choice test taylor swift fans will think whichever option has the longest sentence is the right answer
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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using southern accents when jokingly saying something backwards (or making fun of southern accents in general) will never not reek of classism to me
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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we can automatically be best friends if your favorite track off minecraft volume alpha is clark
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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scalycabbage · 1 year ago
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i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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had a dream that fire star was president and sand storm was the first lady
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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why be unkind to people? there is so much power in kindness & sensitivity 
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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not everything is going to be able to fit into the binary of platonic vs romantic and that’s okay ya know
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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Enough of “this character is my son” this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I’m taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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need someone to tie me down and force me to beat that fish belly zelda dungeon before I forget how to play the game entirely
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scalycabbage · 3 years ago
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walmart my forever home away from home
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