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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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i'm too much of a Material Realities Enjoyer for porn sometimes. alright cool i can buy in that you've brainwashed this girl to only think about her mistress' cock. i understand the fantasy here. i can play in this space. but like. does she remember her address. did you go pick up her meds for her before bringing her back to your apartment forever. what is she eating. other than the obvious.

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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@vgadvisor

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Me when GQuuuuuX inevitably has the girls fight over who gets to date the boy.

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me: tfw not everyone agrees with your headcanon of celestial bodies

the bronze age warrior queen holding my bong: This vessel is empty of herb

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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every time I hack a ubisoft TV show game, it raises more questions. I while back I found that there was an incest anime reference in Wheel of Fortune (Switch), and yesterday I decided to hack Family Feud (switch) and GUESS WHAT IT'S WEIRD TOO.

It has a list of censored terms (because it has online play) and the list is 3000-terms long. You've got all kinda of misspellings of the usual suspects, but then there's weird stuff.

"halal" is banned. "paginate" is banned. "mr hands" is banned, just in case someone wants to play online as a reference to the time a Boeing engineer got horsed to death. WELL NOT TODAY.

But the weirdest one is "dolcett". I only know what that means because I've been on the internet too long: dolcett was a 1990s vore artist, who was made slightly infamous when two people in a dolcett-fan-forum met up together and one ate the other.

yeah they want to make sure you don't reference the fetish artist who spawned the community that had the 2001 German Cannibalism scandal. in Family Feud, for the Switch.

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Emperor effortlessly keeping his position as one of the most based characters in the game

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I got a new mic and decided to do a reading of one of my own oneshots which is essentially a hypno script. It is of an affini comforting thier floret, who has had a bad day, giving her a bath, and then cuddling her to sleep.

full text is here: Bad Day Made Better

includes a wakener.

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Dulcinea

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