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Two very different shen sibling dynamics that i both enjoy equally and some other svsss drawings

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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i'd cry knowing that my tears felt like acid burning through his skin.

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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inasmuch as most leftists rn are willing to admit that women are oppressed on the basis of being women, they really really really want you to name men as an equally victimized class. and of course you cannot acknowledge men as a class of people who benefit from women's oppression!

so where does patriarchy come from? a magical system that harms everybody equally and benefits nobody at all, forced upon society by some kind of mysterious and unknowable force? it's probably best that we just avoid talking about it forever because it's not that important anyway and there are real problems to worry about instead

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for a hot second there i forgot the t in "tboy" doesn't stand for testosterone and then i had to wonder why the equivalent for trans girlies isn't "egirl"

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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*yuris your yaoi*

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DVML

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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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Interview with the cheerleader