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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

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don't care.

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NEW PAPAL DECREE: go cubs

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Am I allowed to have hometown pride that the new pope is from Chicago. I mean normally I'd lean towards shame but like Chicagoan catholics aren't exactly new. But like our guy is the best of the worst, that's gotta count for something.

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ADHD was invented by jesus christ and prior to that it was called BCHD

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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i think they should have had everyone just walk into the side of the towers instead of flying wasteful planes into them

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Crazy how waling up early males me w a ny to kill myself. I wish it was something else that did thay.

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hold music is fine but i think hold music randomly interspersed by a robot voice telling you useless information might have been invented by the devil

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Hate to admit it but the whole crucifixion story is kinda peak with hindsight. The whole betrayal with a kiss thing, I wish I'd thought of that first bc if that was in anything other than the bible, tumblr would eat that shit up.

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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That eggers idiot hasnt thought of this

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my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

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i still can't tell if using Y as up instead of Z in 3d vectors was the product of a deeply misguided mind or some kind of perverse evil

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really dont agree with calling new art/academic movements stuff like "new wave", "modernism", "futurism", "progressive", "contemporary", etc. u know ure gonna turn ur back and one day all that beautiful art and writing will be nothing but simply the antiquated artifacts of our ancestors. its no good. we need to start calling things old as shit wave or dinocore or something. im being so series right now please listen to me this is serious