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oh fuuuuuuck i just found a picture of the wigan kebab guy with mr beast. both of them look downright suicidal

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To those of you judging us adults who exclusively watch children’s cartoons, what do YOU suggest we watch? The fact is, there's a severe lack of quality Western adult animation. And before you say 'live action movies'- seeing other people, even on screen, sets my social anxiety off the charts. And NO, I will NOT ‘just read a book’- committing to something as time consuming as a novel is a no-go when I can barely fit in my nightly re-watch of The Emoji Movie.

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I HATE THE TSA. I HATE OSAMA BIN LADEN. I HATE REALID. DMV KILL YOURSELFFFFF

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Probably nonbinary association. Because of woke.

OK ill bite. what is the NBA

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a samurai has sheathed his sword really slowly and everyone is freaking out but its been like 15 minutes and nothing has happened yet

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welcome... to Nothing Park

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Yeah I'm into phrenology but I don't like, really believe in it. it's just for fun. could you tell me the dimensions of your brow? oh that makes so much sense you can be really aggressive haha. wow your nostrils are really wide too are you capable of empathy? Idk I just don't want to date anyone with your head shape it gives me the ick

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Thank fucking god that "men's mental health awareness month" bullshit is over. Grnuinrly in the running for the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

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average us republican bill: The 'Powerful Angel Blessed Love Peace And Smiling Babies Bill' provides 1 trillion dollars in funding for death camps and makes it a felony offense to cast satanic curses on soccer moms. voted in by every republican and john fetterman

average us democratic bill: The 'Affordable Sensible Moderation And Financing Bill' gives multinational corporations a 3% tax cut for buying carbon credits from tesla and allows the Senate Budget Analysis Comittee to convene biyearly on whether shutting orphan crushing plants could reduce the deficit. fails in the senate because joe manchin refuses to vote for it

average us bipartisan bill: The 'Security of Our Defensive Homeland Safety and Securtiy Act' gives the president a big red button that kills a hundred brown people at random every time it's pressed. if you complain about the button the FBI come to your house. passes the senate 99-0

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i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack

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opening a contract with lockheed martin but i give the missiles faggot names and write about them kissing (gay) in order to epically own them

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Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings