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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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supercorp in the year 2025

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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

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Detective Comics cover art by Evan Cagle

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snoopy of the day

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Quiet joys w/ Marge

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Italian Nirvana

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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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hey, did you know that the world is a better place because of your creations and art and writing, no matter how niche or how many people see it

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This used to haunt me so I'm so glad I know this now

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if you all could see all the fanart i imagine in my head and never draw it’d blow your tits clean off