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if that celiac shot ends up being real i'm going on a fucking gluten bender . gonna take 2 weeks off work to eat my body weight in croissants, street vendor hot dogs, domino's lava cakes, and garlic naan. i'm gonna become a god .

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that's right - he knows nothing.....

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Discord etiquette is such a fucking minefield sometimes, "hello welcome to the server; please make sure that you don't ever ping any roles except for the one role that has been specifically marked as okay to ping; whenever you reply to someone make sure to turn off reply pings; also, don't ever, under any circumstances, even consider using any of the features provided by this app. We will send assassins to kill you."

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honestly im 100% gonna wear tallit when im an old man but it's not gonna be because im any more Devout than i am rn its gonna be because i will be COLD ALL THE TIME

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Okay to reblog to help sample size!f

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Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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update:;;; i sent a message this morning explaining the points i had issue with and said i didn't think i was a good fit for this assignment and i fully expected to be let go bc like freelancers are NOT supposed to 'talk back' but my manager was actually really really kind about it and even thanked me for being honest hfnbgjbh i feel like i could lift a truck rn lmao

godddd i made the mistake of checking the side gig chat and guess who got yelled at again ??????

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okay i just wanna say real quick that i don't understand the fanon that croccy's tight with his purse strings -- i know it comes from him coming to collect on buggy but we're not putting enough emphasis on the fact that he looked at buggy the literal flashy fool and said "sure I'll give this man who i do not respect an absolutely bonkers amount of cash for his business venture" it just doesn't scream stingy to me, sorry.

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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my fictional loves ranked by how much my husband approves of them <3

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godddd i made the mistake of checking the side gig chat and guess who got yelled at again ??????

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sometimes i wish i worked at one of the various quick eats places by my husband's work so I could spit in his boss's food <3

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forgot to post this little Croco sketch I did the other day