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Ready to be loved and finally accepted by your soul family?

WEell get your cashapp and venmo ready bc that's how it works around here LOSER!

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Eat shit, haters!! Stop trying to hold me accountable! Lalala, I can't hear you! I'm disconnecting!! PEACE~ haha losers

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Jaguar doesn't change his spots

hahahaha I am such a fucking hypocrite it's amazing! I can't believe it's been all these years and still I'm on my bullshit. Lmao I don't let haters phase me! I just am the MOST painfully stupid hater in town. How long can I keep up this bimbo brain charade? I wish my haters the best and keep doing me. Anyone is capable of achieving their happiness! Darling you just haven't yet seen you're capable of anything someone else has achieved or has in their life. Yeah, we can all force our boyfriend to work like a fucking animal while we do fuck all and pretend to be SOUND HEALERS. I just stay in my lane! The one my parents fucking pay for. I love everyone winning! Except people who i directly told 'I can't help you because you're the wrong skin color'. If I can (me, completely delusional) so can you! 🥰🙏Heart Emoji!!!

I began this in 2019! Damn, and before that I was going to clown school. That is a FACT. I just love being a living walking talking clown 24/7. And it feels so good to not be with energy that seeks to cut or bring others down! By that I mean I totally bailed on someone who depended on me for 50% of a community event and stopped answering my phone after they fronted ALL the money for it and they're mad at me and it's just HATE NOT LOVE! I'll always wish those people peace while ALSO lying through my teeth and claiming I need YOUR CA$H, BABY!! Wait, I blew off ANOTHER one of my promises? Well, that's just because you are LOVINGLY EXCLUDED from my personal circle. I'm perfect for this line of work, honestly. More people should know how awful faith healers are, actually. So i'm doing everyone a favor, you hater! I choose love over fear & hate! I choose self-love selfishness over actually following through with any of my contractual agreements. You gotta know that as soon as I start manically firing this shit off on facebook that I did someone else dirty and I gotta COPE, FAKE, and DEFLECT it till I'm passed out on the couch, my eyes fluttering, I'll never say sorry but I lovingly give it all up, fly free into the white light, my Q'ero elders told me this was for the best!

Hate being rooted in fear. Ghosting a contract being rooted in LOVE!

Love always prevails! Let's seek to raise each other up more in 2024 and choose love over hate! If you're calling me out on my LIES it's because you are full of hate instead of brimming with love like ME! That's why I'm so SUCCESSFUL bahaahaha

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me_irl

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I am a ROMANI

I have romani roots! And by that I mean I had one great-aunt who was Romanian and the rest of my family is from County Cork, Ireland. Grifting is next to godliness

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Realizations I Bought

the biggest takeaway foir me is that I am the most visionary, most energetic and most on fire person wti the best life. 

But what I realized this most is that I can buy myself more validation.

I’ve always encouraged others to join me, and quickly told them they are not the correct person and told them to leave because they cannot possibly measure up to me. 

I always longed for people that are ready to take it to the next level by paying me money and putting me on a pedatstle. But why do I feel friction or at loss why others didn't want to go to next level with me? I’m a visionary leader.

But after paying $700 for this weekend retreat on Zoom I know I’ll be getting ready to alienate even more people soon. THANKS ELI MARUCS!!!!!!!

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Do you think that Quetzlcoatl is watching me?

The ironic thing is, if I see you at the public pool, i will pretend i did NOT see you. 

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GREAT MOON SERPENT,

BESTOW UNTO ME TEN DOLLAR BILLS!!!!

My life partner and enabler cannot work retail during these times of GREAT trial and DEEP GROWTH, and Goddess Knows that I can’t do my Womyn United In Menses circles of pain and power in my living room anymore because everyone is so full of fear. UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO STEP INTO THE POWER CIRCLE, YOU WILL NEVER BE WORTHY OF MY VISIONARY GUIDANC!! and leadership.  

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The thing about shamanism

and becoming a shaman is it basically kills you. 

Or at least, that’s what happened to me. Maybe I’m not doing it right?????????  Don’t bother trying to understand because nobody gets it. It’s not the crack I’m smoking it’s the shamanism that’s killing me

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It’s pretty incredible the way I blow through friends.

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It’s so difficult

to remain TRUE when everyone ELSE around me is SO FAKE!!! 

Finally for the first time in my life I am going to justify TAKING above ANYTHING ELSE! I DESERVE THIS! My beautiful gift to me. 

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You couldn’t possibly

understand me, because I am a level 4 metatarsal sequoia and you are a westerner who is full of so much pain. I can’t help you with that. 

I don’t need you. I only need my ascended master who speaks to me in the echo chamber of my mind. I also won’t be eating lunch, because I follow the precepts of breatharia nervosa. 

If you come to my house to hang out, I will expect you to pay me $15. I won’t let you know about this before hand, but I will pass you a shoe box for you to stuff the money into. 

SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Professional Marketing Tips #2

Oh also, if you live in a condominium, you should try to soften how average and normal this is by writing on your LinkedIn profile that you “steward a nature preserve.” It’s a complete lie, but, it *will* make people think that you steward a nature preserve. Even if some might say that you are completely misrepresenting yourself, or worse “committing fraud”, it doesn’t really matter. What are they going to do about it? Leave a yelp review? 

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Professional Marketing Tips #1

Make a fake review of yourself on google. Make sure it has your actual name (first and last). For instance: 

Albia at Scared Earth Gorgons is a gifted authentic medicine woman & visionary leader. Albia’s been studying with native elders on the medicine path (shamanism) since a young teen. She was initiated as a Medicine Woman. Albia is a 4th level Altomasyoq, as a Mesa Carrier of her native elder's Q'ero Lineage. Her Cacao Ceremonies offer belonging as it offers the fertile ground to elevate our heart. She leads the most powerful Breathwork Circles that offer a safe container for people to navigate into to heal and take back their power. Her shamanic classes offer a unique way to discover embodied wisdom through journeying as her students connect with the heart of gaia. If you seek a genuine yet humble teacher and healer you have come to the right place.

No one will ever know that the entire review is written by you even though it has your own first and last name as the reviewer. Adding “humble teacher” in there is a real clincher when using this tip!!