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Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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i think elephants should arrange in a circle and point theire trunks at the center and start building energy

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i think elephants should arrange in a circle and point theire trunks at the center and start building energy

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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vánoce sice aktuálně nejsou, ale na pohádky a loďování je čas vždycky :D

náhodné nálepkové designy na kterých jsem strávila více času, než je zdrávo

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

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In terms of science communication and space exploration advocacy, Elon Musk has sent us back into the fucking Stone Age.

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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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I love falling asleep to AM Archives, apparently, because waking up to Now-Look-Here-mid-booking-a-Funn-Funeral is all the bloody rage and just made me laugh hysterically at 2am UPON waking up to Rudyard's voice

Typing this when I'm barely able to see is its own type of hell

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"Work it, Queen!"

- a drunk suitor waiting for Penelope to finish making her husband's funeral shroud, probably

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN