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“Twice a month” sounds way less demanding than “once every other week “

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Mayonnaise is moisturiser for food.

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It’s really great that people don’t get notified when they’re in your dreams.

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Time never goes faster than when you wake up before your alarm and are in bed looking at your phone… subconsciously waiting for your alarm.

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The opposite of “tying the knot” is “no strings attached”

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Get away from my godson.

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if you or someone you know is struggling with self harm just know things can change 💛

you can read more about how to recognise it and get support here: https://youngminds.org.uk/find-help/feelings-and-symptoms/self-harm/

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Thanks to the large use of gifs, we’re now living in the golden age of silent films

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You don’t realize how strongly you bite until you accidentally bite your tongue.

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If you jump off a tall enough building, it will take the rest of your life to hit the ground.

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We’ve seen The Simpsons’ predictions come true, but we’ll have to wait until the year 3000 to know if Futurama accurately predicted anything.

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We learn early on that cutting in line is a no-no and we generally obey, but put us in cars and that etiquette goes straight out the window

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My beautiful dark hair boys ❤😍🙆🏻‍♂️

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Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politicians