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grian thinks it is creepy to have a large hotguy poster

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[loud overlapping voices in the background]

Scar: Hi manager! Did we do well for you?

Tango (quietly): What’s up Scar?

Scar: Did we do well for you?

Tango: You did great! You did great, yeah!

link: https://youtu.be/f4q3iBXIdnw at 1:43:30

@scartekked thought you might like this

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The infamous convex leash clip + a precursor to it from s9. What is hermitcraft even about?

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got rid of the kids, makes sense

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scar playing DND with himself

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sweet moment overshadowed by bdubs freakery

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"'I broke my email' what does that even mean"

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"Take two" "Is it two though" "SHUT UP"

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sorry today's clips are low quality, I snagged them from twitter in lower resolution so they wouldn't take forever to upload

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deep thoughts

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"he likes to let it go" scar telling skizz tango loves frozen (ref to this)

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amazing redwood forest

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Peak from this beautiful genius man's brain

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Mom Etho and Dad Tango bickering in the restaurant.

From Scar's 12.13.24 stream Hermitcraft! Capturing Mobs and Hungry Hermits! [3:13:17~]

Long transcript under cut ↓

Clip 1:

Scar: I never know if Tango is helping or- or hindering. Like he's so hard to read. Etho: He's trolling with this 50% -- Tango: I just like to troll Etho. Etho: -- he knows it needs to be 66, but he won't change it. Tango: Oh now we're going to bicker over 16%? Okay~ Etho: Yeah, we sure are! Scar: [To] be a fly on the wall in these nerd conversations at night, when you guys are like nitpicking these uh, game features. Tango: Etho- Etho just threw away your hard-earned upgrade there.

Clip 2:

Scar: I never know what's going on, you two are like a married couple arguing about these- these upgrades. It's... I never know what's going on between you and Tango. Etho: I'm not arguing anymore! You know, Tango can do what he want with his game. I just have recommendations and he... Tango: Etho's just like, "He can choose to be wrong. It's okay, it's up to him!" Etho: That's right. That's right. Tango: Yeah yeah. Etho: I'm right in this marriage! Tango: Yeah. Etho: I mean...

Clip 3:

Etho: Oh you clear the day at the end? Tango: Yeah. Cuz you're not on a day, cuz you lost. But you're right, it would be nice I suppose. Etho: Alright. I thought you would hook it up with the restart button. Tango: Is there anything else you would like to tell me to correct, Etho!? Scar: You married couple! Tango: I know! He just comes in here and he's like "Ah I thought you were good at redstone! --" Etho: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Tango: "-- Ah that's cool! It's alright if you wanna suck on everything!" ...This guy. Scar: Oh my god these two are delightful. [Tango smacks Etho] Etho: You know I'm right though, that's the thing, right? Tango: I know you're right! I make mistakes, alright!? Etho: Okay, I'm not- I'm not griping on your mistakes or anything, I'm just like, saying like ideally in a perfect world. Tango: You are absolutely correct, it should still display it until the next time. You're right. Scar: Oh god... Etho: I'm not trying to tear you down or anything, it's just like, I- I say these things sometimes... Tango: Say them out of love, I know. Etho: Mhmm.

Clip 4:

Tango: Alright I'm gonna play, who wants to play? Scar: I wanna see mom and dad play. Tango: Wanna see mom and dad play? Okay. Etho: Who- who's mom? Tango: [Laughing] Who's mom? [Etho laughing] Tango: Does that- does the answer to that dictate whether you're playing or not? Etho: I'll be mom. Tango: 'Kay. Uhh... Etho: That means you have to be nicer to me. Tango: I will be super nice to you. No, you're gonna carry cuz you're like fifty times the player as I am at this game.

Clip 5:

Etho: So much trash in this restaurant! Scar: Gotta get a broom over here. Scar: I love this is just a mom and pop shop. Just a couple of mom and pops just keeping the neighborhood fed, doing their best, got the foot of the big-box stores on their neck. [Tango giggles]

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THE HELL WAS THIS???

this caught me so off guard 😭 i was just watching my tango hungry hermits stream from 8 months ago and ???

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this is funny having heard his story about stopping the repeep offender

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“Can I rip up your clothes, Tango”

Same Gem, same