ardata carmiiia. you're pleasured to make my acquaiiintance.
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oh, but my portraiiits remaiiin flawlessly priiistiiine, of course. my friiiends scramble to make sure of that!
#the cleanliiiness of my photos beautiiifully compliiiments the fiiilth of the surroundiiing dungeon.#and hiiighliiights theiiir iiimportance!#iiit iiis the perfect arrangement.
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“red room” iiis not even accurate termiiinology iiin the realm of my work. iiit iiis more of a hiiideous boggiiish brown from the multiiicolored coagulatiiion on the walls.
#get iiit riiight.#iii posiiitiiively slave to cultiiivate thiiis aesthetiiic.#by doiiing nothiiing at all and lettiiing blood rot.#iiit’s diiisgustiiing!#iiit sets the atmosphere perfectly.
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mmhmhmm, a dediiicated fan! iii’m sure thiiis encounter wiiill liiinger iiin your memory for double the amount of periiigees. but a subscriiiber such as yourself should boast a heiiigtened sense of leniiience, beiiing famiiiliiiar wiiith my demandiiing celebriiity schedule. where would iii be iiin my iiintra-fandom communiiicatiiions iiif we diiid not afford each other some compromiiise?
scathiiing started following you
A8out time! I’ve 8een following your streams for months, i deserve a follow 8ack!
#iiin exchange for my sociiial absences.#you are proviiided heaps of excellent content!#iiit iiis a faiiir trade.#iii am back onliiine now.#charmed to meet you.
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coin-flipped replied to your post “a friiiend had graciiiously volunteered to paiiint my chiiitenous...”
life is so hard
iii am glad the anecdote’s moral was wiiithin graspiiing diiistance of even the puniiiest liiifeforms.
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a friiiend had graciiiously volunteered to paiiint my chiiitenous prongflats usiiing a siiingle strand of hoofbeast haiiir, and not beiiing one to deny my guests such rare luxuriiies, iii accepted.
four hours and fiiive fiiingers later, iii begiiin to regret my deciiisiiion.
#iii thought iiit would be worse for them than iiit iiis for me.#casual torture iiiniiitiiiated iii suppose.#iii am not above admiiitiiing my iiill conceptiiions!#iii am liiike the rest of you.#iii too must accommodate miiild faiiilure.
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what a farce! tumblr has faiiiled us for the last tiiime. iiin iiits stead, iii shall iiinform you of the most iiimportant posiiitiiive development where my mediiia presence iiis concerned: my streams are back wiiith a vengeance. hiiiatus offiiiciiially over!
hold the fanfare.
“Good news, scathiiing is posting again.”
Tumblr, all due respect, but you and I have vastly differing notions of GOOD news.
#thiiis blog means liiittle to me.#iiif you are to receiiive any notiiifiiicatiiion iiit should be for my grubtube.
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do y'all know how healing it is to block people who are even mildly annoying
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iiit’s tiiime for a broadcast.
#not a diiiestream. just a chatty viiideo sessiiion for my more sociiial followers.#they adore my commentary. liiive for iiit even.
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#blockiiing you does not mean you successfully agiiitated me.#iiit means you are a pest whose antagoniiistiiic efforts are not worth my tiiime.#because you suck at iiit.#dash spectatiiing.#gif
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yes, that iiis the only posiiitiiive solutiiion here. bow to the wiiill of the teals, iii suppose. iiit just feels so fundamentally wrong.
you’re welcome. iii make a habiiit of fiiindiiing the most creatiiively negatiiive ways to descriiibe the thiiings that iii despiiise. :.}
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biiits, iii am so sorry you had to see me liiike thiiis.
that iiis, viiictiiimiiized.
by the legal system.
Oh, is that it? I thought it’d 8e something much more severe. I mean, it doesn’t SEEM like a 8ig deal. Just don’t use the music anymore and I’m sure they’d leave you alone. Also Giant Fucking Vore Monster is the 8est way to descri8e His Honora8le Tyranny and it’s fucking incredi8le, thanks for that.
#you are riiight though.#thiiis iiis a spec on my track record iiin the grand scheme of thiiings.#iii have much more iiimportant matters to concern myself wiiith!#but iii stiiill feel my frustratiiion iiis justiiifiiied.#iiit wiiill pass quiiickly regardless. iii am already almost fiiiniiished cariiing.#thank you for the outsiiide perspectiiive.
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8its replied to your post “fans. friiiends. acquaiiintances. those of you who do not fiiit iiinto...”
Wat.
biiits, iii am so sorry you had to see me liiike thiiis.
that iiis, viiictiiimiiized.
by the legal system.
#8its#iii used copyriiighted musiiic iiin the background of a viiideo and wiiill be payiiing for iiit for the rest of my long beautiiiful liiife.#iii am not too upset about the musiiic iiitself. iiit was pretty shiiit.#but thiiis iiis just so extra.#and what iiif thiiis leads to further scrutiiiny from other legiiisclaterators?#what iiif iiit emboldens them to target me?#iiif iii spend my fiiinal moments beggiiing for mercy from a giiiant fuckiiing vore monster iii wiiill have liiived iiin vaiiin.
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iii appreciiiate the lack of detaiiil where my onliiine presence iiis iiinvolved wiiith regards to ciiirava’s. am iii allowed to subscriiibe, or iiis that an unforgiiivable offense as well? whiiile we are drawiiing arbiiitrary liiines iiin the sand, why don’t you just take away my iiinternet access altogether?
#iii am posiiitiiively cornered.#standiiing up for myself here would land me nowhere other than hiiis honorable tyranny's stomach.#iiit iiis fuckiiing iiinfuriiiatiiing!
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