scatterbrainedbutterfly

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Damn you random tumblr poll now I'm emotionally attached to the idea of buying an affordable and comfortable home that comes with a ghost child who giggles and play harmless pranks and I'm sad it's not true :(

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Mer-Folk May Day six: Selkies

Coming from all over the UK and even further, Selkies are know for their ability to go between a human form and their seal form by taking on and off their seal skins. There are many stories and myths about them and almost all of them involve a human stealing their seal skin and trapping them in their human form. And they all make me sad, so I wanted to draw a happy family.

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“Dude let’s go to Comic Con this weekend! I got tickets”

Take photos, make friends, meet a celebrity, wander around artist alley or geek out however you like! Just make sure your wallet survives ;)

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Pokemon request: Kabuto with a little knife taped to it, please? [Stabby the roomba joke]

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Jade: "Good job buttering him up and using skillful negotiation, Silver." Silver: "??? All I did was say what I sincerely thought." Jade: "What the fuck is a 'sincerely'"

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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

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I’ve been seeing quite a few phony “wildlife rescue” videos recently, so I just want to put out this quick PSA:

- don’t “save” wild prey animals from predators. just don’t. even if the prey animal is cute. even if the predator is scary or gross.

- if you find a baby deer all on its own, it’s doing fine. deer naturally leave their fawns alone for extended periods of time. leave it alone. mama will come back, and she can take care of baby much better than you can.

- if, however, you find a fawn with heavy, visible open wounds, or if mom has a carcass nearby, then you can call a qualified wildlife rehab center. do NOT bring it into your house and try to raise it yourself

- don’t try and raise ANY wild animals yourself, actually. The only exception I would give would be like, jumping spiders or earthworms

- don’t touch wild animals. not even if they come up to you. not even babies. ESPECIALLY not babies.

- don’t feed wild animals. this can cause them to expect food from humans, which can be disastrous if they don’t get it

In general, just observe wild animals from a respectful distance. That’s it. That’s all you have to do.

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we used to be a fucking society

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IM BUYING THE HOUSE BECAUSE OF THIS GHOST THIS GHOST IS MY NEW BFF

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"