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For the experience, obviously. And the motion sickness. Though maybe not for that but that is a thing.

You get me. Follow up: if not Edward then who? Or is Bella better off independent? All thoughts are valid unless it's Jacob x Renesmee, because that plot never happened and I refuse to accept it.

Why would I watch a 3D movie? Normal movies are just fine.

I do not believe either of those men are equipped to be with a woman.

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[pm] I probably shouldn't do a lot of things, and yet I keep doing them. Who is going to stop me? The hunter who uses the same singular (one, singular, actually just one. 1.) password over and over again?

Oh. It's stolen? So, what you're really saying, is the lamp might actually be the lamp from the story? [...] They'll only find out if you tell them. Don't be a nark.

[pm] Why are you doxing hunters??? You probably shouldn't do that.

The vending machine keeps stealing stuff from this lady's mom's house. It stole a vacuum. And a chair. And a pasta strainer! I helped her get it all back, but her mom was really mad about it. I don't want them to think you're a thief.

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I will love them no matter what name you give them though. They deserve the world. DM me your address and I will be there, no doubt. [...] Maybe a basket, too. Do you need anything though? Supplies for the new babies? I can bring you some good decent soup?

Chick-ira, I will make sure to note it down. I am home all day on Sunday if you would like to come an visit them. If you bring a container I can also give you some of the eggs, well I mean if they are laying. I am not sure who it was but I am sure they will be happy to know you enjoy the name when they read this!

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[User feels like something is up. Subtly is not Felix’s thing and she’s even more curious now.]

[pm] You’re going to vague talk me? Really? I’ll have you know I doxed a hunter for work fun the other day, don’t test me. Why not that one?

Like what? It's an honest question! But if it's the one with the vending machine, I think you shouldn't buy anything from there.

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Wasn’t expecting someone to understand that. Now that is a romantic take I can get behind. Not a common option, unfortunately. And not many people self enough aware to know when to put the brakes on. But also not the point here. Well, something as weird and iconic as it, yes. I think it’d be neat. Listen, I’m not raising the value of this shit apartment by fixing the wallpaper and other outdated bullshit. Figure a weird lamp would fit right in! […] Don’t be worried, be supportive.

God no. Relationships are for people who have a fully functioning emotional capacity. You want a leg lamp like the one from A Christmas Story? Faded wallpaper? I think you'll be fine. There's more pressing things to worry about, like the fact that you want a leg lamp in the first place.

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Why did you write it like that?

Oh, that's not the one with the vending machine, is it?

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It's just the name! Maybe the owner is named Maddie. That's not important. The lamp is important. I feel it in my gut that I need it. But what if it clashes with the faded wallpaper? [...] You don't know what the leg lamp is? [...] Why are you hung up on Maddie! She's not important. Unless you're looking for a date. Are you trying to go on a date with the basement seller?

Who is Maddie, and why are people going into her basement? Leg lamp? A lot is happening here. I'm still hung up on Maddie. Who's Maddie?

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Fresh eggs and cute companions. You made a good choice. And I would love that. Chick-ira. I would name her Chick-ira. I think the golden one is my favorite though, Road to El Dorado is so underrated. I hope whoever named her knows they have excellent taste.

Oh no! They are my pets, with the added bonus of getting eggs. If you like you are more than welcomed to come over and see them. One of the speckled browns is in need of a name, the other is called Lucifer my sister named her. The golden has been named Dorado and the black one has been named Obsidian. If you happen to have any suggestions for names I would be more than happy to hear them.

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Damn, and here I was thinking I wasn't going to have to be the ideas person anymore. I know a few people are looking into it. Not sure how much progress any of the scribes have made but- I'd say your best bet would be earplugs but with how loud it is, can't say it'll be effective. Or safe in this town.

Unfortunately I am not exactly what you'd call an ideas guy, so if you're looking to me for a brilliant solution, it will be a new norm.

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[...] [...] Not to be 'that person' but to totally be that person, have you ever watched a 3D movie?

People are haters, is why. You only watched it recently? YOUR FIRST TIME? What did you think? What team are you on?

Live performances. Until something comes out of the screen at me while sitting at the cinema, I'll have nothing against it.

Why would anyone keep you from going to see that? Though, I've only seen it recently.

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Are you setting up a petting zoo? What do you charge? When can I pet the— Did you pick out names yet?

I may have bought a few chickens and am in need of names for the lovely ladies.

[user attaches picture of 4 chickens: 2 speckled browns, 1 golden, 1 black all in their new pen with a very nice coop behind them]

They are all quite friendly! Though the black one does seem to be the boss of the coop.

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The cold makes you sleepy? Or is it that you just get super cozy in warm clothes?

This warmer weather couldn't come fast enough, I'll tell you what. I ain't know what it is, but the winter sure always has me sleepier than a snail runnin' a marathon. How do y'all folks deal with it every damn year?

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Theater as in movies theater or theater as in live performances theater? You have to be more specific. Because my local movie theater is putting on Twilight and there is no talking me out of going.

Do not support your local theater. It is not worth it.

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Has anyone been to Maddie's Basement yet? I saw a lamp there that really calls to me. Not the leg lamp or anything iconic like that, but it sorta reminds me of the 'this lamp is not real, none of this is real' story and it's a vibe.

So, if you've seen it, y/n, would it look good in my apartment?

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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[User leaves another one star review. Has she used their service? No. Did she use her government name on the review? No, she used her sister's.]

I mean, they're rating what you taught their kid vs what they paid for. You don't have to like their opinion but you know, welcome to the world of working for people.

You can't just leave a one star review because I taught your kid to kick some other kids ass. The brat can play the cello and defend himself that should at least be two stars.

Should be glad I bothered to do either.