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Come play gun bingo! Background checks not required allowed!

I assume you win guns here, but maybe you shoot a bingo card? I just want to know if there will be meat available cause I ain’t wastin’ my time.

Also, nice work on the sign, sign guy.

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Horehound hard candies, made with natural horehound. Where else you gon’ git these ‘cept Boyertown?

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The Biker Church

When Hell’s Angels meets… Heaven’s Angels?

Well whatever, things get complicated when you’re a badass, but you still love Jesus.

If this sounds like you, and you happen to be in Boyertown, swing by the Biker Church.

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Honorable mention Quakertown.

Now that Zerns is gone, we have to ride all the way to QMart to get our fix when it comes to meat grab bags, cd stores, vacuum repair parts and questionable human beings/mole people.

Here’s “our fish guarentee” (misspelled) from QMart’s pet store.

#2 is my fave.

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Honorary Scenes from Hereford. You wanna win meat? Then get your ass to the Spring Shoot. No idea what flying and still boards are but I know a picture of ham when I see it. See you at the gun club (on gun club road).

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So the local pet store lets their giant tortoise roam around the store. But I guess with giant tortoises come giant poops. That's why this poor miserable fella wears an adult diaper when he gets out and about. Seems normal. Zimmer's Pets - Philadelphia Ave.

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Celebrating German heritage in Boyertown. -Not the WWII stuff, but you know the dancing and counting-type stuff.

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Good news for Janet, who cares for the other 99.9% of people. Worst promotion ever? Also, I'm hoping for their sake they never run this promotion with the name Rusty. There'd be a line of trucks from here to Barto. Route Ahunert strikes again.

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No caption required really. –You can’t make this stuff up. (Weak perspective on that shovel too)

Giant Grocery Store

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Honorable mention from Limerick, PA. Any chance of a combo deal for $50? At places like this one, wheeling and dealing is welcomed and encouraged. Swamp Pike and Neiffer Rd.

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I can only guess that the “Whitetail Stalker/Turkey Stalker” lost a bet. Most people that drive around with a four foot wide sticker of the woods on their vehicle are drivin’ HEMIs.

Route "Ahunert" (100)

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There are some sweet vans cruising around town, but these two are tops when it comes to style and class. Philadelphia Ave. (top) and Rt. 100 (bottom)

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Will my car run on kerosene? Because $1 per gallon is a pretty sweet deal. Maybe the guy lighting yard fires from last summer will pick this up… keep those fires in a nice metal bucket. 

Credit for spotting and shooting this gem goes to my wife. Nice work.

Rt. 73 near McDonald’s (of course)

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Nothing in here is worth dying for. The Boyertown to everywhere else translation: Warning! I want to shoot you. Don't give me a reason to do it. Alley near Third and Jefferson Streets

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Is there this much ring bologna in every WalMart or just the one in Boyertown?

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Peeling up sign reveals the vinyl kitchen flooring behind it. Yes, the Camp at Cannon Hill is a great place to have your wedding or maybe your next axe murder. Let me just add here that this place (and website) is still active despite the pavilion missing in the background. Those steps lead to nothing.

Englesville Rd.

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Night driving eyeglasses. Clarity better visubility. Helps eliminate glare. Reduces glare perfectly. Great visualbity on cloudy days. Better depth perception. Improves colon health. Cures what ails ya. The guy who owns this shop is such a huckster too. “Improves depth perception” is my favorite... or is it "visualbity".

Zern’s Farmers Market