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The US if every state was named like West Virginia

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I literally blog to embarrass myself this is all an exercise to keep me humble

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steve job. bill gate. why the fuck need "s"?!?!

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the salem bitch trials

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“actually, that was due today”

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i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

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why is tumblr recommending themselves on their own app…

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where my texas boys at..

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Donno about you but I’m gonna make a corpse of the first trillionaire

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I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I’ll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity’s perfect foods. Then I’ll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)