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imsg - 🙄

cat: shouldve dressed as something smarter smh

cat: headbands are infamous for being super uncomfortable

cat: i'll loan ur dumbass a bandana so u can be a cowboy instead if u can find me

sage: SHUT UP

sage: i know i feel so yuck

sage: lmao is that a challenge ? legit just need to find alcohol and you'll be right beside it

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imsg - len & sage

lennon: rt

lennon: i've got a blunt & a netflix queue of scary movies waiting for me at home

lennon: life alert help sos

sage: ugh i wish i could join u for that horror marathon

sage: but i have to be a designated driver

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imsg - open

winnie: bunny earS???

winnie: do better

sage: listen up ok ...

sage: i Completely forgot when halloween was sjkdjks

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cvspvrs: 

“you have a point - but halloween’s fucked up as it is. i’m not saying i support it but it’s the night to be fucked up things. it’s just a fucking costume dude, chill.”

“i legit just said it’s your call ? i’m not saying you did or didn’t support it; i was just answering your question about why people were so bothered by harley quinn costumes. a suggestion: don’t ask a question if you’re just going to shoot down an answer. a good answer at that.”

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imsg - open

sage: get me the fuck outta here

sage: im wearing these ugly ass bunny ears and i feel stupid

sage: kms

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cvspvrs

“i don’t know why people complain about so many girls dressing as harley quinn - they all look hot as fuck.”

“maybe you’re so pressed because you forgot or just aren’t educated enough to know that harley quinn’s legitimately an abuser too ( if you’ve read the comics you’d know about how she abused the joker as well ) ... but it’s your call man.”

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catclinas

“ point me in the direction of the boo-ze !! ”

“ i think i might need some booze after that poorly executed joke. come on cat, you can do better. ”

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sms ➡ nage

noah: ay i need like 5 grams for halloween can you hook me up by tomorrow?

sage: lmao boy ... i can get u more than 5 grams in like ... now

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❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜

posted !

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@bittcrhoney / ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜

‘ you can do whatever you want, honey, ’ sage let out a chuckle, nudging his friend in the shoulder in the process. ‘ so long as i’m featured in the track, i’m cool with you dissing yourself. ’

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✱ — ❛ TEXT @ HUGH

HUGH: kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo

HUGH: kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it

SAGE: alright . what do u want me 2 do about that

SAGE: u have no right to be offended or hurt tho ? i literally did nothing wrong and u fucking cheated on me and u get to be hurt ? no fucking way

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❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜

hey b idk if it was on purpose but this was on anon lmao

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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

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HEY GUYS ! i know i literally just posted a starter and replies to ... zero of the replies i’m sorry lmao ... i always lose muse for my own starters idk it’s just a habit ? plus i realized how fuckin petty he is so i’m over taht starter and i think i’m just gonna reblog an ask meme and if we have plotted ( u should hmu if we haven’t by the way ) or even if we have not send me some ask memes ok !