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wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

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Would A Bulbasaur Be A Good Pet?

A bulbasaur would indeed make a pretty good pet!

They're a really manageable size (only weighing a bit more than a house cat that needs a diet) and are very friendly (there's a reason they are often used as first partners for pokémon trainers).

Caring for a bulbasaur would come with some minor health risks. They may not look all too dangerous, as all they've got is a couple tiny teeth and short claws, but they are capable of producing powders capable of causing poisoning or instantaneous sleep (which, I'll admit, would be nice sometimes. The sleep part. But maybe not while driving to the vet).

But, with proper training, a bulbasaur can be a safe and friendly companion that is easy to care for, as long as it has a space for photosynthesizing. I bet it probably smells nice too.

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Every Zero Escape Game:

Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-

Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP

Protag: I’d TAP that-

Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-

Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.

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I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Evanescence - Going Under (2003)

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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

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i wish bulbasaur were real

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I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.

The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.

The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.

The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.

Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.

The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.

Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".

He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

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go king give us nothing

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❥ Logbook: Alcryst

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I wish I could write an essay on why Jade despite her stoic demeanour is actually one of the funniest FE Engage character ever but alas I don’t have the creative juice.

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❥ Logbook: Jade