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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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tumblr are you telling me something

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im like... 70% sure this is a hammer horror's frankenstein reference but i haven't seen the movies in awhile. the sets reminds me of dr phibes

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Ncuti Gatwa The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (March 2025)

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on their clit like morse code

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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"

Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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Shadow says Trans Rights 🔫 🏳️‍⚧️

Sticker: https://ko-fi.com/cryptidshadows/shop ⭐

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.