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Remembering they aren’t real and that i eventually have to move on

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

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god created man to be penetrated

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i need medication

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

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notice how everyone is horny today

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You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

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tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush