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Cant stop calling my dog shit like "Mr yummy cookies and candy"

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just found out ive been in a symptomless coma for the last 4 years

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suckpigs last stand

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Age 31 pretending to be asleep in the back of the car so my crusty & dead as fuck grandparents carry me inside

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Lowkey im yandere but im like chill about it

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I would never hurt an elf maiden even if it kills me

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Help Baby Omar

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I had a dream last night about a Family Guy reboot in which the characters were all coated in blue rubber. They were wandering the forest, searching for the forest temple.

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hsu hao reblogs my post: i am filled with serenity, warmth

p jack reblogs my post: sickening, upsetting

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11:11

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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↑ My comic for "Make a Terrible Comic Day".

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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in wigan, it's as good as gone

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I laced your Miami mint Geek bar with 900 calories