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never let a bitch be 13

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chess getting a huge update i see

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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I love gay characters without romantic interests

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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i experience this exact interaction at least twice during every shift i work

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me

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best part of the og trolley problem image is the big frown on the lever operator

shaking my head as I either pull or don't pull the lever so everyone knows I disapprove of the ethical dilemma

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it costs zero dollars to be niceys, and friendly. it costs two dollars fifty sense for a ice pop from the ice cream truck. do you want me to spot you? im happy to because i love ypu

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart