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Yeah no the little guys sealed malice in a big treasure chest. We don't know how he did it either. Yeah evil has truly been defeated. Like the concept of evil. It's gone. It's coasting on momentum now. Their armies descended upon the prison planets by the millions and converted the weapons factories into a planet wide system of charming cottages and bakeries. They mainly produce apple pies now.

Yeah all the prisoners were fine with it. They all got new homes and fulfilling communities where they get to grow apples and bake pies all day.

Oh yeah, as far as we can tell their combat mechs are powered by friendship. Yeah like the concept of friendship. They figured out a way to convert friendship into mechanical motion, and it powers their combat mechs. We have no idea how it works. We've asked. They actually gave us like 1000 friendship drives for free. They look like giant AA batteries, but when you open them up there's just like, teddy bear stuffing and little paper hearts inside.

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applying for internships and i think the job market may be irreparable

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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hey a quick shout out to transmascs who want to get a phalloplasty. mfs are so toxic to you for wanting a dick which imo is stupid as shit. live ur life!! u deserve your dick!!!! don’t let mfs who don’t understand judge u for vibing!!!!!! I hope your current or future healing goes well and it makes you love yourself even more than you currently do

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Passive Aggressive

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The Shiner (Girl with Black Eye, The Young Lady with the Shiner), 1953 by Norman Rockwell  (American, 1894–1978)

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cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system

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wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want

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join a server with a toxic matching pfp couple who fights in the public vc, wait for everyone to leave except those two, join the call, say nothing, open farm merge valley, say nothing, deafen, play farm merge valley. this will simulate being a kid in the backseat of a road trip playing ipad with headphones while your parents approach the divorce event horizon

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sometimes the way humans use words actually makes me tear up a little

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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

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Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."