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@alavasgaming IM CALLING YOU OUT #miitomo

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when you try really hard to look cute for your friends and they don’t say anything

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but i like my gyno she’s super nice and puts kitten posters on the ceiling

its the little things

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What Going to the Gynecologist Is Like by Karina Farek.

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when will my sexualwweconfessions return from the war its my favorite blog on this hellsite

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im a gross disgusting person that ships (show!)sansa/littlefinger but it has like 8 different names and tags i dont deserve this i want all my gross ass fanwork in one spot work with me here

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When you ship FinnRey, Reylo, and Stormpilot at once

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“you know, i used to ship this, but some teenage keyboard warrior showed me the light as to how abusive/rapey this standard hero/villain ship is while talking over actual abuse/rape victims” said literally no ‘problematic’ shipper ever

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somebody who's a furry but with robots instead: whirry

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Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.

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@ all girls coming to terms w not being straight: i love u, i am proud of u, there is nothing gross or wrong about liking/loving other girls and u are brave and valid and good

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PLEASE WATCH THIS

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the panama papers: the biggest secret data leak in history (a concise masterpost)

so what is it?

they are leaked documents that contain information from Panama based Mossack Fonseca, “a law firm that specializes in the creation of off shore accounts designed to hide wealth in tiny island tax havens”

this video sums up what is in the documents (tw: sex slavery, death)

which news outlets are reporting the information?

full list here

The Guardian has a series of very good explanations and in depth articles

Reddit is “doing their thing” and has a detailed live thread

the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung that first exposed the leak

wait, okay, so how is the data leak important?

mostly because it incriminates some of the world’s top politicians and key wealthy individuals as they engage in off-shore laundering, tax evasion, and other crimes (x) 

Vladimir Putin 

Sigmundur David Gunnlaugsson, prime minister of Iceland

the implications of his activities 

Petro Poroshenko, president of Ukraine 

a FIFA ethics committee member (inc. Lionel Messi) 

HRH Prince Salman, King of Saudi Arabia

numerous relatives and associates of political leaders 

and other very important people

are there any *insert notable Americans/Canadians/(citizens of your country)* involved?

as of now, only 149 documents have been released (publicly) out of 11.5 Million, so it’s guaranteed that more incriminating evidence will surface

“editor of Süddeutsche Zeitung responded to the lack of U.S. individuals in the documents, saying “Just wait for what is coming next"” (x)

other important links

glossary for offshore banking terms

the wikipedia page

shell companies explained, in “simple english”

a video explaining the potential illegality of offshore comapanies 

client announcement sent by Mossack Fonseca

video: so how does a person hide a billion dollars?

possibilities to what will happen in Panama

this is going to change the world as we know it.

updated as of april 4th

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It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

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I knew I trusted this man for a reason.

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THIRTY MINUTES TIL WRASSLEMANIA